On Or Off Premises

I will let you decide if perverted modifies **** or purveyor - in my mind it modifies both.

The idea for this group and post came to me during a conversation with one of the wonderful young (Ladies, you are all wonderful and you are all young) ladies of EP. I knew she had joined the group of people who said they like to see others' naughty pictures. At first I thought of sending her some of the out-takes of my recent photo shoots, but really, I had already posted the best - although, there are a lot more of the lesbians having fun that show their faces that I did not want to make too public. But then I thought of the **** collection I have on my hard drive, stuff I did not take myself.
Now, guys, I am sure most of you have similar collections and I am equally sure some have collections that would put mine to shame. LOL Of course, that laugh is because there are some holier-than-thou people who say collection **** is a for shame activity, even if only one item. But, I digress. Guys, my collection is small, don't worry 1149 in "****"  and another 580 in "sexy, not ****" (but that does include full nude.)
So, anyway, I was trying to persuade this woman, I hope I can continue to call her a dear friend, to take my ****, please. And to be goofy I started doing alliterations on "p" of **** and when perverted **** purveyor was reached A-Ha!!! I am one of those already - I don't even need to have my friend take any (although I really, really hope she does.)

The earliest experience, and one I still regret (not because I perverted her mind, or any such thing, but she never gave back a magazine I still crave to see).The barmaid at my local watering hole and I were part of a wild group that always sat at the end of the bar and talk was not always "I'll have another". I don't know how we got on to it but the upshot is that I brought one of my treasured items, a almost totally photo, little text at all, magazine, paper back book of magazine size, that featured the story of a woman picked-up/kidnapped by two guys. They ******** her, they ****** her, they had her at both ends at once (is that Hot-dogging?) they tied her spread-eagled naked to the wall, they came all over her - in other words they were really rough. And then, at the end we see her sitting on the road sort of wearing her disheveled clothes, all ripped and torn, and she says to herself/the readers something like "Thanks guys, we'll have to arrange to do that again." I know that's a long paragraph to say I lent a hot magazine to someone and didn't get it back - but Hey. I still want that one back. It's not "used up" in my mind, yet.


This story title is "On or off premises" because at about that same time I had a friend from work who would come to my apartment for the sole (definitely not soul) purpose of jacking-off to my ****. I'm OK with that - Why not. At least twice he came over, picked up a big stack and using the spare bed in my bedroom (which had no door so I got to listen, thank you) he would beat-off. No idea which pieces he found erotic but something.
I had another short story but it slipped my mind but just now I remembered ex#1. We were already living several hundred miles apart and our affair was physically on hiatus So to make up for that she asked for ****. Good guy that I am - of course I sent her some. As I remember, it mainly consisted of issues (or perhaps to save weight, partial issues) of Forum Variations. I think she would still like some **** but we haven't figured a safe way for her to get it without her CREEP of a husband finding out. (Remember, this is my ex I am talking about, I am allowed to call her current husband a CREEP.)

I have remembered the story that slipped my mind. I brought **** to my Father. He and my mother lived in a very small town in Wisconsin; he had suffered a leg amputation a few years earlier so getting around to a **** shop, even finding one was a big deal. So I helped. I was with wife #2 at the time. When we met she had a small **** collection of her own. I always thought it was unfair that she renounced **** BOTH for herself and for me. However, she made an exception for my Dad. He was bashful, didn't want to say exactly what turned him on so first time for him I bought a large variety figuring that he could then say "more like this one." Which he did. He really like Seka - I did too, as a matter of fact [very brief digression- I got to take pictures of Seka, getting and being naked. This was before digital, of course and while I was with #2, But I was doing slides, processing them myself and she did not pay that much attention. I might still have some of those slides---hm mm.)  EDIT Yes and here is one of those pictures. END EDIT At the time my parent were about 200 miles from us so our visits were not every weekend. So when we would go up I would bring a bag full of various ****, any Seka I could find and actions similar to what was in the Seka stuff he had seen early on (which were tame by today's standards and even then tame by my standards) and take back the old stuff. And when he feared he did not have long for this world he said stop and clean it out so Mom doesn't find it

I don't even want to count the **** I sent to Ms. Carolina, stuff a little too sexy for MySpace. Like Amy http://www.cartoonpink.com/  Nor do I want to count all the times I have referred to the **** on Literotica.  But enough.
  
MPsslavetommy MPsslavetommy
70+, M
4 Responses Jul 9, 2010

I love **** in many different ways. I remember the days of the old 8mm movies we would watch. Then came the nice slick and glossy magazines of Playboy which then was tame compared to today. Penthouse and then Hustler came which was pushing the limit. Now I can go to my local adult store and find a whole slew of magazines and I have sampled quite a few to see what they were like and what I would enjoy. I now enjoy "finally Legal"and Hustler's "Barely Legal". There are short story small magazines by Blueline and I have a collection of 8 different titles I enjoy when I want to get stimulated. I enjoy seeing females of any age and some males as well. I have had people show me pictures of young teens and they excite me. I don't know where they find them but I know they can be found. I loved a story I recently read hear from a woman who is a friend of mine here wrote. She writes that when she was 13 she and a fellow in his middle twenties palled around and he finally told here after about a year he was turned on by her. They kissed and some months went by and she convinced him to have sex with her. Her desc<x>ription was incredible and exciting to read. She is now in her late fifties/early sixties and still likes sex with older men. I am sure many older men would love to have sex with a younger woman if they could. Most men who are married don't get as much sex as they would like when they get that age including myself. I have not ever written any **** but do enjoy reading and watching it. Life goes on.

So should I assume I did not offend. with my earlier message and change to the story.

Lest you be confused: CFOM and MPsslavetommy are both me. The more adult content is in MPsslavetommy but sometimes I get confused which ID to use or which I am using.

Not sure who you are talking to my friend, but be it me, then the answer is No you did not offend me, I do not offend easily,

I was most definitely talking to you. I was not trying to offend but when I saw the groups you were in I feared I might have done so. I would love to arouse you for your benefit; I do like doing that. I get my kicks be doing things FOR women, not necessarily to them at all..

And even as CFOM I still feel the same way. Glad I did not offend and eager to please.

Thank you for being concerned, but no I was not offended, and yes my friend you do already arouse me.

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Like I said it was hot enough that I still remember it 35 or more years later. Yeap, you would have liked it. And i would have lent it to you.

Oh, Yes!! to both of those. I have not seen many nuggets lately but yes to Taboo. And, if any ot my purveyees wanted one of those I would share.<br />
They are in the perverted modifying **** class - big time.<br />
Thank you for reminding me.

have you seen the mag 'nugget'? it's fun. i like 'tabboo' as well. off topic i know, just thought i'd put that out there ;)