What Was The Single Most Kinky / Perverted Sexual Act You’ve Ever Done?I’ve a bit apprehensive about confessing this, but since we’re all anonymous and all, what the hell, (it’s kinda funny actually).
I dated a guy for a bit and I had to end it because one of his “things” was being sexually stimulated by pee. And although I allowed him to do certain things, well, it just wasn’t my thing and we stopped seeing each other.
I became aware of his urine thing the second time we’d had sex. He was a tremendous lover by the way. We were in the shower after a major session and we were lathering and kissing and laughing and such and he pipes up with “Would you let me pee on you?”
I giggled and looked him in the eyes and saw he wasn’t joking and I asked anyway “are you serious?”
“Yeah…lemme pee on you. Come on, we’ll rinse it right off afterwards, I promise.”
Well, I’m always open to trying new things (within reason, and this was pushing the envelope a bit!) sexually.
“OK, but not in the face.” I told him.
“OK…then get on your knees.” He told me.
“What?!?!” I asked. This wasn’t part of the deal. I thought he was like going to stand there and let me have it…no. He wants me on my knees. I gave him my “I’m not really thrilled about this” look and slid down to my knees and shut my eyes and mouth very tightly. He says “**********.” I opened an eye and looked up at him and saw his handsome smiling face. I spread my knees apart and started rubbing my ****. He shut off the water and when I looked up he quickly said “Don’t worry, I’ll turn it back on…come on Jess, rub one out for me!”
As I rubbed, he moved in very close and started running his **** all over my face. He slapped me a few times with it. It wasn’t completely hard, but it wasn’t completely soft either. After about 5 minutes I ***. Right when I let it out, he does too. The stream hit me in my breasts and then, yep – you guessed it, right in the face. It was sort of erotic, with me ******* and all. But as soon as it was over, I was sort of grossed out. He turn on the water and I rinsed everything off and lathered back up and all. He apologized for the face shot and I told him not to do it again if I every allowed him to do it again. I spent the next week thinking about it. Yeah, it was kind of gross. But THAT’s NOT the kinkiest. . .
Fast forward a week. We’re at the lake with my mom and several of her friends. We had set up a day camp in a very secluded spot. Mom and her friends were out on the lake somewhere water skiing or cliff jumping. Mr. Pee and I had planned to have sex on such a planned outing of the others. I had decided that since he shared his “thing” with me, I’d share mine with him. I brought a tube of lubricant. I had been to the bushes and took a nice healthy you know what. Once back at camp he and I took showers with a couple of camping solar shower bags we’d hung in the sun. Once squeaky clean I told him what I wanted from him. He was excited and couldn’t wait to get inside my anus. We’d progressed to the point where I was eager to receive and told him so. He did a wonderful job penetrating me and starts doing what a man does when given the opportunity. It was wonderful. We were on a sandy secluded beach on a beautiful sunny day and we were completely alone. He gave it to me SO GOOD. And he goes off inside me. I’m still working on myself trying to get my own ****** when he says “I want to pee inside you”. Keep in mind I was in a complete sexual zone. At the moment it sounded completely kinky and before I could protest my mouth opened and I answered “Do it!” Right when I felt my ****** hit I felt this powerful stream of very warm urine begin quickly fill me up. It was very similar to the feeling of an enima, only the tube was MUCH bigger and the stream of fluid was much stronger. (Lots). He basically held still inside me and emptied himself. I need to add that he had a beach towel sort of rolled up and around my waist and was using it sort of like a harness. Holding it and really giving it to me.
I finished ******* and he had finished peeing. I felt as though I was going to explode and really wanted to relieve myself. And I thought “What’s going to happen when he pulls out of me?!” I felt him start to pull out, but he didn’t. Once almost fully out he slams back into me and my bowels were force into submission. A great sloshing sound erupted from my bottom and he started pounding me with the urine splashing and shooting out of me and simply covering us both. I let out an “oh my God!” or something and tried to get away from him. I couldn’t, he had me by the beach towel harness. He kept pounding away until pretty much all the urine had emptied from me. I’d say about 10 or 15 thrusts. The sound it made was God aweful! My butt, thighs, calfs, feet, lower back were covered with his urine. (we’d been drinking a lot of beer that day). I slapped at his hands to release me and jumped up and away from him. Once on my feet I felt the remainder of his urine fall out of me and run down my legs. The smell was horrible. Almost immediately we both began laughing about it. We were both sort of grossed out about it. (there were some small chunks stuck here and there… so gross!) we immediately jumped into the lake and washed off. Then we cleaned our spot the best we could and moved camp a few yards away. Nobody notice the move when they got back.
We had one more round of sex about a week later. He ask ME to pee on him. I did, but just couldn’t continue with him and his “too weird for me” fetish.