Early Bird Catches The Worm !

Okay I picked this shift 6am to 11am Sunday morning, but it was that or midnight til 6am in the week , not the best when you have to go to your sensible office manager job for 8am the next morning with the sound of ooh mandy let me slide it into you still ringing in your ears!.

I don't mind but in between my fourth cup of tea and turning the volume down on the TV, (they dont like background noise especially not the washing machine although why not in this job that could work :) when 'Dave' (by the way half the population of britain are called Dave or John or Pete apparently well to save their identity makes sense), calls to find out if its possible for me to humiliate him this morning, sure not a problem whatever floats your boat hey and this looks like its gonna be a long one so make the most of it and all, he's wearing a policewomans uniform and playing the game name that noise (with phone sex its normally only one thing huh/?!) no not this time I couldnt guess it, turns out its handcuffs the type you can do wrists and ankles at the same time , nice hey.

Dave it purely the tip of a very big iceberg indeed ranging from the bizarre to the ridiculus I want to share my stories and hopefully provide you with n amusing insight into the weird and wonderful fantasy world of phone sex, where anything can happen ;)   
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3 Responses Jul 18, 2010

I work the midnight to 6am friday slot lol :)<br />
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had a guy on 3am sat morning who sat talking on the phone to me for an hour (£90?) and we didnt talk about sex once!! and it wasn't the clean line!!

That sounds crazy! What a way to start the day! :)

It would have been one of the reason why I would have gone in the trade, had I been of the fair gender, an unending source of inspiration to write lurid stories :-)