Where Does It All Start.......

I feel the need to elaborate so it begaon when I was reading an article about the credit crunch, how it would appear that many industries crippled with the exception of the sex industry. I'm intrigued, having  worked in the finance industry for 10 years in an unassuming role (although sometimes not that disimilar I found out, more about that later) I read on, there were 3 areas phone sex, dominatrix dungeon and escort girls, not quite being into the latter two but having my creative juices flowing by the article I decide to look into further.

My unrelenting curiosity and intrigue into the unknown and to be honest the more obscure aspects of human nature, I decided to give it a go why not? and of course its 'naughty' some may say socially unacceptable - all the more reason I say!, maybe I should have joined the samaritans or similar in order to speak to the community out there but lets face it you don't get quite the same job 'satisfaction'.

So far I have received very positive feedback in relation to my new role , my managers at work could take a leaf out of some of these customer's books in terms of encouragment and providing the ability for me to grow within the role listening to new ideas etc hehehe.

When you ask how can it besimilar to the finance industry? well there are targets to be met, hours to complete, rates of pay, 1-2-1's and believe it or not sometimes you feel like a therapist to either set of audience you are communicating with !

You get the 'types', the 'general suck and ****' the 'bum fun brigade', the 'dressers' (in womens underwear, knickers - they want mine quite often!) , the 'lonelies' lorry   drivers, farmers,retired, socially shy, I give them confidence, compliments and a feeling of being wanted and I honestly enjoy that aspect of the work.

Of course I love a challenge, sometimes you will get the unusal (one man has created an entire world of his own in respect of his job as a nightclub owner, his blacked out roles royce, champagne lifestyle etc), or other women whose partners are looking after the children downstairs and they fancy a little tickle of Mandy's fancy, or the couple on their anniversary spicing things up with a verbal *********, its not always ''what are you wearing and can I hear you finger your *****y''. 

I do get surprised at times, for instance the man who called had slipped on a coastal walk and injured his private parts and wanted to test them out so to speak on me, and he plans to call again in a month and see if things have improved, or the 70 year old who just wanted to tell me he had dated Judith chalmers a holiday show presenter, well who am I to judge the reason for the calls?!

Its not for the faint hearted or easily offended and as with all jobs there are the do's and donts and rules and wont's but it has giving me an opportunity to test out my writing skills and that can only be bonus!

I intend to blog my experiances as I believe they can be humorous and sometimes touching but make for a good read! 



     
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2 Responses Jul 18, 2010

I too am awed by the sheer number of fantasies, fetishes and the number of guys who are apparently called "John" quite apt really...

It's inspiring to see that finance people can screw with us in more ways than one!