Knickers In A Twist

Note to oneself, spicy chickpeas whilst logged in can equate to a choking moment! maybe go for crisps in future!#

Well Dave wanted to buy my tights from me , he likes the foot end only really and worn all day but not dirty, very precise I say, so he can pull off and come into the nylon naughties! then I ask my next caller if he like stockings and yes he does if he's wearing them while i knee him in the balls! sounds all very restrictive and painful if you ask me !

Next I have a very polite gentleman asking if i would very much mind if when he says the word ;whack or smack' that I squeal in return not a problem for me! he said i was amazing so my best acting ouch must have been impressive! then there pete who just like to ask me how many people I have tickled, yes tickled so of course I have tickled loads of times who hasnt ??? hehe
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Last caller , (its been busy this afternoon between the usual lace knicker army ) wanted to tell me how he cant understand where he went wrong, I am being 'marilyn' the 53 yr old sophiscated lady who listens, he refers to me as the tragic marilyn monroe had she have lived a long and happy life, he explains how he wasnt much loved as a child is 64 and had his heart broken 30yrs ago and doesnt know where he goes wrong as he just tries to please women not himself - note to all men this is where you go wrong as women are never satisfied so forget it !! hehe xxxn
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Jul 24, 2010