I Am a Prude
Back in the days before virginity was bad and **** was free...prude was a compliment. Okay, so not so much now, but I am a proud prude! (say proud prude five times fast.) I'm not amused by the sexual jokes floating around, I think mini skirts look AWFUL (and so does my nerdy guy friend...he's a prude too), and, frankly, my sexual life (or lack thereof) is nobody's business but mine. Take that, nosy pervs! Oh, and fyi...calling me 'hot' is NOT appreciated. I am not a blowup doll for your personal pleasure.