Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. Rowan Atkinson.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife: Groucho Marx
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb.
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