Some Funny Ones

Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your girlfriend..

What do you use for birth control?  Your personality?  Richard Belzer

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?  Charles Pierce

Jesus is coming.  Everybody look busy.

Republicans are the party that believes government doesn't work.  Then they get elected to prove it.  P.J.O'Rourke

What he lacks in intelligence, he makes up for in stupidity.

I treasure every moment that I do not see her.  Oscar Levant.
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Dec 10, 2012