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I Am A Rainbow Unicorn Ninja

It Ain'T Easy

By: fractalpterodactyl
Written on February 18th, 2013
Anyone can join but do you really have what it takes?? Most can't handle the badassery of the roll. I can only handle a part time job at it but its an awesome nighttime & weekend gig. & for 2 months outta the summer. We are stealthy warriors who assassinate using rainbows & cupcake flavored throwing stars. So if you think you have what it takes come join us!!
By: fractalpterodactyl
Age: 22-25 , Female
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8 responses
  • TwattyMcCocknoodles
    TwattyMcCocknoodles

    Pimping ain't easy that's fo sho

    Feb 23
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    • fractalpterodactyl
      fractalpterodactyl

      I know I struggle keeping my pimp hand strong :/

      Feb 23
      1 like
    • TwattyMcCocknoodles
      TwattyMcCocknoodles

      see that's a lie it's not your hand that needs to be strong but your triceps and pimpin' spirit. but when you smack a ***** keep your fingers open and your hand relaxed and use all the force you can muster from your arm muscles

      Feb 23
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    • fractalpterodactyl
      fractalpterodactyl

      Sounds like you know from experience maybe you should teach a seminar let people know the proper way on how to have a strong pimp spirit

      Feb 23
      1 like
    • TwattyMcCocknoodles
      TwattyMcCocknoodles

      I teach a class alright but not what you think it might be

      Feb 23
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    • fractalpterodactyl
      fractalpterodactyl

      O.o

      Feb 23
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  • PowderedToastMannn
    PowderedToastMannn

    I always knew I'd be a unicorn ninja one day, if I tried hard enough. Now I'm a rainbow unicorn ninja. Dreams really do come true! =D

    Feb 21
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