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To Those Who Take It Seriously..

There isn't going to be a war. There won't be an army, there isn't going to be a werewolf vs everything else. Just stay on EP and enjoy yourselves.
ThisIsMediocritiesOldAcc ThisIsMediocritiesOldAcc 18-21, F 8 Responses Feb 18, 2013

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The mere fact that there seems to be an independently appearing sense of a "war" or some other large event in the future is curious to me. I have felt it for some time. I may not put much stock in it, but dismissing what everyone thinks is not exactly a logical or all-encompassing way of approaching the idea. Rather, I suggest the same thing to everyone that I have suggested to "doomsday preparers": regardless of what you feel, you do not know what may or may not be coming. And, if you spend all your time preparing for an unknowable future, you will have nothing good in your life to fight for. If your memories of the past are preparing for the future, what can you say you are preparing to defend? I agree with you that we should just enjoy the present. If whatever the feeling I feel ends up being important, I will deal with it then. Until such time, I recommend living life while you know you still have it.

MY ARMY OF CLAM HUNTERS AND PINEAPPLE PENIS MONSTERS WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! RESISTANCE TO THE WAR IS FUTILE!! MUHAHAHA-AHHAHA..HAHA--*chokes on spit*
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i swear i was doing something important a second ago..lol

No you weren't. And oh no.. Not Pineapple Penis Monsters... O_O DON'T LET THEM BITE ME AGAIN! I just finally got cured yesterday when a werepanda bit me, but then a weremarmoset bit me later. But it'll be okay, because I'm gonna get a vampire to bite me so I can be a hybrid! I'll be a pandapire!!!

my penis monster minions will slowly slurp in your limbs with their foreskins....there is no escape o-O

I just got really creeped out by that mental image... Like... REALLY creeped out... And maybe a little nauseous... >_> But you can't defeat me, even with your army of penis monsters. For I am the therian messiah... I am... THE WEREPANDA VAMPIRE HYBRID! I am the HOLY PANDAPIRE! BOW BEFORE MY AWESOME BAMBOO POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can do worse..lol
YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY CLAM HUNTERS!!! THEY WILL DEFEAT YOUR BAMBOO POWERS WITH THE DRIED SHELLS OF THEIR VANQUISHED VICTIMS--what the **** am i even talking about?? lol

Hahahahaha.... I have no idea... But I'm getting a kick out of it... ****** hilarious...

YOU ARE ENEMIES OF THE WERECLAMS AS WELL? THEN JOIN US, OH GREAT CLAM HUNTER! FOR I, THE HOLY MESSIAH PANDAPIRE, AND THE BLESSED WEREDODO, CAN JOIN OUR POWER WITH YOURS. WE SHALL BE THE THERIANPIRE TRINITY! BOW TO OUR POWER AS WE VANQUISH OUR ENEMIES THE WERECLAMS!

EXCELLENT. NOW I CAN HAVE SUPREME POWER!! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JOIN YOUR CULT OF SUPREME-UNIVERSAL-ALL-BINDING-METAPHYSICAL-MAGICAL-(sorry, that should be "magickal" if i want to be a fairy fart sniffing specialist)-SUPERNATURAL-BUTTF*CKERY AND IT'LL ALL BE MINE!!!

JOIN US! WITH OUR POWERS, WE SHALL CAST FAIRY FART SPELLS TO TURN OUR ENEMIES INTO A WEREWOLF ARMY TO SERVE US! BEHOLD MY POWER! I HAVE EVEN TAUGHT THE WERESQUIRRELS THE SACRED MAGICK OF MY MESSIANIC TEACHINGS... THE HOLY WORD!
http://cdn.churchm.ag/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/skadoosh.jpg

( i may or may not have just peed a little from laughing so hard xD)

BAHAHAHA!!! OUR PLAN IS CARRYING OUT ACCORDINGLY. OUR MAGICCCKKKJJCHCCCKCKKKKKK SPELLS CAN'T BE COMPARED WITH ANY OTHER BRANCH OF SEBASTOPUDLIAN (my hometown citizen term) MAGJJICCKKK!!!

(Damn girl! lol)

THEY SHALL ALL BOW TO OUR POWER! LOVE US! LOVE US AS WE DEMAND TO BE LOVED! LOVE US OR WE SHALL TURN YOU ALL INTO NORMAL HUMANS WITH MENTAL DISORDERS AND ATTENTION ******! Wait... Too late... *yells to someone off to the side* I CAN'T DO IT! BECAUSE! BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ALREADY DID! How many?! I DON'T KNOW! 75%?! 85%?!

(lol not really, but you get the idea)

LOVE US LIKE OUR PARENTS NEVER DID!!! JOIN OUR ARMY SO WE CAN COMPENSATE FOR OUR OWN SELF LOATHING!!!
...lol

WE DEMAND THIS LOVE FROM YOU, OR FACE MY WRATH! AND YES, I AM ALLOWED TO SHOW WRATH. I'M THE PANDAPIRE, THAT'S WHY *****! BEHOLD YOUR THERIAN MESSIAH! BEHOLD!

(Wait... If I'm the pandapire messiah... Does that make you my Clam Hunter Magdalene?)

YUSSSS O____o

Then the wereflamingo in the post below us shall be my Peter... For he is the flamingo on which I shall build my slaughterhouse... I mean church... Yes. Yes... Church... DO NOT QUESTION THE PANDAPIRE AND HIS MAGDALENE!

lol you get a cookie. *hands you one*

YAY COOKIE!

And see, the fact that I am not only adorable, but also hilarious, is why I always get cookies!!! Lesson to all the kiddies out there: Cookies is good. But cookies is MINE. My cookies... *gives evil eye*

lol exactly *pats your head*

Yesh! I'm Peter the Salmon colored WereFlamingo! Do not make me glare at you.

LOL wereflamingo. that's a new one.

Yeah... we're not getting into the WereDodo fiasco, *smh*

Peter the WereFlamingo, verily I say this unto thee. Before the werechicken doth cluck, thou shalt betray me thrice. Once, when you turn me into the CIA. Once when you shall try to steal my bamboo. And the final time, when you try to steal my cookie. This shalt be thou last offense, for then I shalt have no other choice but to cast thee into TherianHell, where thou shalt be forced to listen to morons talk all day and night while boyband music plays over a loudspeaker! SO SAITH THE LORD THY PANDAPIRE!

NOOOOOO! I'm already a member of EP!!!

and my giggle fit returns...lol

I HAD TO SHARE THIS O_O
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/17900_310430652419043_911210444_n.jpg
lmfao And this is how werelions hunt werezebras...

BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

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You are a liar! There is a war! I know! I'm a half werepanda half weremarmoset! And I am leading a battalion of werepires and weresquirrels against a demon army of wereclams and wererabbits! JOIN ME, MY BRETHREN!

Psh, bow before the WereDodo, I'm so rare, I'm extinct!

Ahhh, the blessed WereDodo, we have long awaited your second coming! Join the pandapire, and we shall destroy the wereclam menace!

Bwaha, I got my Chowder spoon ready and able!

And now... With this might word of power and your mighty spoon, we shall lay waste to the wereclam menace... SKADOOSH!

Wait!? After looking at a google image search of the weredodo, (thanks, Hunt), I have decided I do NOT want to be part of whatever it was I was looking at, so... BEHOLD, the WereFlamingo!!!

Hey, people get to change what they are all the time on here... One day you are a werewolf, the next you're a hyrbid... So go ahead! JOIN OUR RANKS, WEREFLAMINGO! *tries to figure out if you are a girl or a guy* The pink... I's very confusing...

I'm Salmon colored!

Looks pink to me, bruh...

Yeah, but it is a manly shade of Pink... Ha! I couldn't even keep a straight face typing that, it's totally not manly.

I didn't even finish reading that before I started laughing... I saw the term "manly shade of Pink" and fell over... lmfao

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You lot are deadfunny with that werewolves story:)

Interesting. I did not realize there was a website,although I suppose I should have known. "Technology",such as the web,is something I have had to get used to and make use of in order to remain competative in the more mundane aspects of my life. An old dog MUST learn new tricks-LOL. I think I shall have a look about.

What!? No electronic boogerman? Good grief! How will I survive without my self-created drama?

I don't know, man. I struggle too.

I'm scared. Better find the tinfoil.

I found my helmet. Protectin' ma brainwaves

Beware or MLB will get you! Got my helmet and my teddybear...all is not lost.

EEEP!
WHAAT ABOUT THE ALIENS?!

MLB is funding them, didn't The Simpsons teach you anything?

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Yes! Look everyone! It's not a moron!

QUICK! COVER ME IN BULLET PROOF GLASS BEFORE I GET ATTACKED BY WOLVES

Yes because we will shoot lasers out of our eyes. Beware! But really though these wolves are getting stupid. They pretend to growl, bark, and poop. No real werewolf does that. Unless you like the attention.

They pretend to poop? xD

Probably. :p

Eurgh. Don't wanna hear what that sounds like.

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Sounds like a plan to me :D