How To Be A Werewolf (Real Spell)Try this spell, it really works! THIS will make you get your wish and you will become the ultimate werewolf/vampire hybrid.
You will need:
repressed memories of past molestation by a close family member,
and some glow in the dark stickers
Fill the bowls full of the baby blood and the cat pee. Place these in the fridge for about 30 minutes. Enjoy a fun little ball game while you wait. Once the pee is chilled and the bood also, set the glow in the dark stickers in a circle on your floor. Remember to stick them to the floor. Place the candle in the middle and the two bowls of fluid next to it on opposite sides. Place the battery acid in a safe spot inside the circle.
Step Two: with the crayon, draw big squiggles all over the walls. It will help if you have a permanent marker around as this will be your barrier against any evil spirits.
Step Three: Sit in the circle behind the candle, light it with the matches. It would help if you could let off some sort of gas, preferably anal gas, a queef will do too, this will help you to manifest your will in the astral plane.
Step Four: Pick up the soap, place it in your left hand and bring up the repressed memories.
Begin chanting "No, don't touch me, no, (family member) please don't touch me, don't touch me there!" Chant this louder and louder as you rub the inside of your mouth with the soap.
You will come to a climax in your chant, it is here that you will pick up the cat pee, and the baby blood and drink it, keeping a good mouthful of both. Then proceed to spray it all around your bedroom and scream.
Step Five: Douse yourself with the battery acid and end your chant by screaming "I DON'T WANT ANY MORE DIDDLING!"
The battery acid will be a nice distraction from the pain of turning into a werewolf/vampire hybrid.
You are now a werepyre. Enjoy.