Stalker Ex, Crushing Nutcase, And A Partridge In A Pear Tree

What's good EPers???
 
You know...I've never truly understood why people cheat and have multiple gf/bfs. For the simple reason (besides that fact it's BAD) that how the bloody hell would you keep up!? I mean why on [insert some form of God here] Earth would you want to but up with MULTIPLE "times of the month" or multiple "blood running to the wrong head" experiences? Can you say shoot yourself while listening to that annoying ice cream truck song? Anyway, I bring this up because for some reason, in the season of that dreaded, satanic holiday of Valentines Day, I seem to be having said problem...and no for the record I'm not cheating. Just read!
 
Ok, so if you read my first post I talked about my baby's mother, Ashley and how she ran off with some dude from Illinois. Well he was an abusive *****. Treated her like ****, tried calling me and told me that I wasn't needed as the father, he was taking its place. Blah Blah blah **** like that. Well comes to find out, she dumped his ***. HURRAY!!...well now we're back together and cant help but feeling just a rebound. Yeah it was like a month after but still. She sent me a text saying "I'm so happy we're finally back together. I never stopped loving you. I'm glad we can build our family up! :)"  O.o uuhh huuuh Does anyone else see there’s something wrong here!? First off if you loved me why the hell leave to begin with!? And second the only reason she came back is because she was alone and needed help! At least this is what I told her...just in a nicer way. So Idk Eper Universe...any ideas on that?
 
VENT NUMBER TWO!!!! XDXD
 
ON TOP OF WHATS GOING ON UP THERE.....my ex is talking to me again. Saying she broke up with me because she didn't want to split my baby up from its’ parents. A very noble gesture. I understand how hard it is to be a step, and told her form the get go if she cant handle it she just needs to say so...problem is she wants back in lmao....I'm meeting her tomorrow for lunch so we shall see....
 
OH side note the "Nutcase" part is this - I work at a mental ill clinic and house clients who're one step below being clinically insane. One of the clients is getting discharged and she gave me her number to her grandmas house where she’s staying and told me to call her some time....then followed with a wink and an *** grab..... -.^
 
Well anyway forum...any idea what the bloody hell is going on!? ideas? suggestions? advice? cause idk what to do...
 
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