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I Am a Redneck

LMAO

By: mysplitpersonality
Written on March 22nd, 2009

The other day I actually had a Mountain Dew and a Moon Pie for breakfast! Just couldn't resist! Mostly I drink southern sweet tea and my crazy life has all the makings of a Jeff Foxworthy joke. I love country music, speak w/ a touch of twang and well... it just seems to fit.

By: mysplitpersonality
Age: 36-40 , Female
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  • mysplitpersonality
    mysplitpersonality

    LMAO funny part is daddy is a redneck and mom is cuban so we had an interesting combo

    Aug 10, 2011
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  • tooltas
    tooltas

    mountain dew is great but love som sine too jack sweet tea... pulled pork too hell bent all the way

    Aug 10, 2011
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  • botable
    botable

    Are you sure that was sweet tea in his mayo jar? LOL

    Sweet tea, Fried okra, corn bread and blackeyed peas.

    Don't get much better.

    Mar 23, 2009
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  • singer1960
    singer1960

    You drink yours from a mason jar.....You must be the rich red necks.....My Daddy had my daughters drinking his sweet tea out of a mayo jar...When they were just two weeks old...hehehehehe



    Never had that fancy mason jars in our house....Daddy said why..With five kids we always had empty mayo jars...hehehehe

    Mar 23, 2009
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  • woodplank58
    woodplank58

    I can definitely respect that. Sweet Tea is amazing, escpecially from a mason jar...

    Mar 23, 2009
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