This Title Is Here Because I'm A Sociopath.And I'm writing this because I'm a sociopath.
It gives me giggles and chuckles and such, and I have to explain everything I do because I want to make it very, very clear that I'm a sociopath. So please, don't label me otherwise. Trust me, I just write here because it gives me giggles and ****. Everything I do clearly leads back to being a sociopath because for some reason it leaks into every facet of my life. I eat chocolate and french fries because I'm a sociopath and not because they contain sugar and that's what my body is designed to seek. And trust me, eating chocolate and french fries is full of evil. I mean, come on, they're carbohydrates. That's like, evil squared. And evil equals sociopath. So I'm sociopath squared, which is waaaay more sociopath than you.
For some reason I believe I'll be under scrutiny unless I explain everything in relation to my sociopathy, because for some reason I'm insecure and I post **** to boost my ego, but trust me, I'm so full of myself because I'm a sociopath, I don't need an ego boost. I just do this for ***** and giggles. Trust me, I'd rather be killing some four month old puppy right now, but this has equal entertainment value so I'm doing this instead. Because I'm a sociopath.