They Don'T UnderstandSo this morning my adoptive, parents wanted to talk...
Mom: Nikki, why don't you wear that new pink blouse grandma bought you?
Me: Because its too tight. It shows too much anyways.
Mom: But sweetie, you look like a boy dressed like that...
Me: yeah, thats the whole point
Dad: Nicola, please. For once act like yourself.
Me: This is myself. I am NOT a girl. I have the parts of a girl but I'm not one.
Dad: Yes you are. You don't have a penis or testicles.
Me: That can be changed. Surgery isn't that hard.
Mom: I won't let you do that.
Me: You dont have to. Once I get a job I'm saving money to do it myself.
Dad: What if we say we don't want you to?
Me: Thats too bad because I do.