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toot toot

 

(apparently that is too brief so)

 

toot toot toot

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10 Responses Feb 12, 2009

I eat a ton of onions but little to no cabbage, potatoes or beans! Always add garlic to everything in huge quantities and make it very very spicy and you have a great meal and a potent discharge sometime in the future!

Wow, I can already smell the end product!

BTW, so do onions!

Blazing Saddles!

Beans are unfairly accused! There are many other causes to these harmonic discharges with their unique aromatic presence!

oh you fart do you?

Isn't there some English poet who did a long ode to baked beans?

Beans beans, the musical fruit<br />
The more you eat, the more you toot!<br />
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(I saw you tilt!)

While sitting have you leaned slightly to the side and lifted your bun cheek to toot?? LOL

Beans, beans, the wonderful fruit,<br />
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The more you eat, the more you toot...