How To Know You're A Vampire


- All Vampires have a dark ring around their eyes (Though not everyone who has it is a vampire).
- They have two colours in their eyes. (Which is called Heterochromia iridum, Search in wikipedia and look at the very end pictures).
I am not sure that you should away have the Two Colours. But it's common.
Here are some questions from "How to know your a vampire" questions;

"I didn't draw blood at first, but I did get an overwhelming feeling"

If you can relate to that quote don't waste your time reading any farther because you are definitely not a real vampire. You are, on the other hand, a classic case of
Reinfeld's Syndrome.

1. Do you have unusually pale skin? You don't have to be white to be pale. If yes then cook up one or two (depending on the size) medium rare steaks (the best way to do this) If, by the time you’re done enjoying the second one, you have a new pinkish color throughout your body that you haven’t had in a while, read no farther; you are a real vampire. Humans can’t digest blood let alone get color from it, real vampires do.

NOTE: The extra work involved in trying to eat medium rare or rare meat can cause a temporary pink color to the skin which is otherwise known as being flushed. Temporarily being flushed is not the color that is being referred to when a vampire gets color from the blood in the steak. It takes a lot less human blood than animal blood to get the same effect but animal blood is way easier to get.) If you were white before and still are you should see a doctor. Odds are you aren't a real vampire, you’re just malnourished, and they can help.

Have you ever been told by professionals that you’re lucky you survived an accident with only a few scratches or cuts?

Are you a naturally strong magic/energy user self-taught or self-realized?

As a kid, were you the strongest, smartest, or quickest kid in the class, and at around 16 years of age maybe all 3?

Did your dad disappear from your life while you were at a young age? (NOTE: 52% of vampires out of a large range of vampires have answered yes to this question. This includes people who believe they are real vampires however may not really be one.) Click for one theory on how this is vampire related: The Truth about the ''Vampire Community''.

Do people often tell you that you look very young for your age, or that they would have never guessed how old you are?

Are you extremely energetic at night but around the time the sun comes up become extremely tired?

Are you a slightly quicker healer than most, if not a much quicker healer?

Do you have an unusually high tolerance to alcohol and other poisons/toxins?

Do you tend to switch between very social and antisocial frequently?

Do you rarely get sick, or when you get sick does your body recovers quicker than most people

Are your six senses more enhanced than most other peoples, i.e. vision, hearing, touch, smell, taste, and intuition?

Do you have extremely good vision in the dark? How many times has some one said it’s too dark they can’t see while you were doing something like reading?

Do you tend to NOT be surprised or scared by the typical sudden loud noise in a movie or things like that because you sensed it coming?

Do you tend to react to things like catching a falling object or other normally unexpected things at an almost psychic speed? (As if you were expecting it to happen)?

Do you tend to get a high from human blood? When drinking someone’s blood do you tend to find yourself being able to do something that they could do (that you couldn't do) about 2 weeks after drinking it?

Are you sensitive to light or the heat from it? (Ranging from getting a bad headache from the glare to burning very easily.)

If, while your skin is white from lack of enough blood in you, do you bleed quite noticeably less than a person normally should, or more likely not bleed at all?

Are your nails clear like glass, yet very strong?

Is your bedroom the coldest and darkest room in the house?

A legitimate Vampire is able to safely digest more than 600% of the daily recommended amount of iron (RDA is 18mg. 600% of RDA is 108mg) when in the form of blood.

How often do you look at the person that almost bumped (or bumped) into you and think "you idiot” or “people are so stupid" because they didn't know you were only a couple feet away from them, because you always know when someone is that close to you? (Which, when you think about it, you only know because you can sense when someone is that close to you).

Do you always feel a strong urge to travel?

How often does something smell so strong that you can literally taste it, whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing? (NOTE: When most people say it smells so strong that they can taste it they only say it as a figure of speech. And the people that agree with you when you say it rarely can taste it. Think I'm wrong? Ask them yourself!)

Can you hear a whisper from across a room?

Is there a dark colored ring around the iris (color part) of your eyes? All real vampires have this, however not everyone that has it is a real vampire.

Is there a noticeably different color surrounding the pupil? (Inner part of the color of your eyes.)

Do the words "come on outside, it's a nice bright sunny day, and there’s a lot of people out," seem more like a bad thing than a good thing to you, as opposed to the guy who said it to you, saying it with a big happy smile?

Regardless of how normal you may consider yourself to be, do you tend to meet a lot of weird people that you quite often hit it off with relatively frequently? (Keep in mind, normal is just a politically correct term for people that have no creativity. And definitely is NOT something to be proud of calling yourself).

Do you have a predator instinct that is so strong that it makes most people seem to act more like herbivores than the omnivores they consider themselves to be?

Does sunlight/bright light in general hurt your eyes and head, in most cases to the point of a migraine? (But you can still go out in it). See point 17.

Do electrical appliances generally tend to hate you? (Watches mess up often, computers malfunction for no reason, etc).

Are your dreams often extremely vivid and sometimes result in cases of déjàvu?

Do people often find you very empathetic to how they feel?

Do people usually either trust you completely or not trust you at all?

When you will things to happen do they usually happen?

Does your mood have an obvious effect on the mood of others around you? Only count this if it happens to the people that can’t see you. (Especially on babies and animals like cats).

Well, Message me if you need help.
ConnorDylan ConnorDylan
13-15, M
7 Responses Apr 23, 2012

i am a vampire

The website this is from is junk.<br />
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Do a google search for real vampires. There are more than one that come up. I tell you from experience & By Light Unseen are SO much better than this.. <br />
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The problem is, if you are under 17 most of the good Real Vampire sites are not recommended because they contain mature content.. <br />
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However, Sanguinarius does have an under 17 section you can take a look around.

This is from a great vampire website make sure to visit it in google search real vampires and voila theres also another website thats good called drink dreeply and dream!

i already read this on a website. its a good one too!

My friend is a vamp and she doesn't have to drink blood very often, but one time she was kinda sick because she hadn't in a month and I fell and my knee bled a lot (i bleed tons I'm not human) and I let her lick it because otherwise it would be kind of taunting, and when she did she was nice and happy. I am worried about her because now it's been 6 months since then and she hasn't had blood since. She was born vamp from two different vamps having children (twins!) and I'm looking for a substitute that will prevent her from killing helpless idiots at school. I'm also worried because me and two of my other friends aren't human and I'm wondering if any one has heard of Shaysal (not from the uglies series) and knows what shaylas and Cholla means. If you are not human I can help you. I know very little about vamps, however, but I need to know if my blood is actually safe for her.

Let her ask a donor. It'd be better if you ask an Emo. It wouldn't mind them.

Ok, thanks. Today a human friend of mine was, ummm "playing" with staples (lol) and drew her blood.... But thanks anyway I know someone dieing to cut herself lol

Happyblossom, I hope you don't mean "I'm not human" as in physically. I'm pretty sure a DNA test would definitely confirm you're human.

I would recommend seeing a doctor for any symptoms that any of you experience.. Sometimes we crave strange things because our bodies need the nutrients found in that thing (Blood carries proteins, fluid, vitamins, nutrients, enzymes..) .

Also, the mind is powerful, with all the vampires in pop-culture and fictional entertainment nowadays, there's a lot of suggestion going around.. You may have simply become addicted because you think it's cool, or some other reason..

connor, It is never a good idea to encourage someone to harm themself for you. Especially if they have a history of self-harm. Self harm can be an addiction, it is dangerous, and is possibly a symptom of a greater illness or disorder. Taking advantage of someone who is already weak (whether they realize it or not) is irresponsible and risks harming both of you even further..

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Love this site:D

crap info. The author of this has a personal grudge against someone and started his website as a result. again IT'S CRAP!<br />
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Try looking at more than just the first site you see in google search.

Okay... I actually got told by a friend about the web. Heh.

i know the vampire that mad it so heh

so shut the hell up before i do something didnt your mom say don`t **** with vampires

Connor, there are countless websites that claim to know the reality of vampires. Don't take one site, or one person's claims as the absolute concrete truth. Do your own research, compare &amp; contrast, and don't make any conclusions without a grain of salt and some level of realism, logic and rationality.

Vampire13.. I've interacted with him over the internet too. You want a merit badge or something?

How about you practice what you preach, ey?

You can "do" whatever you'd like. I'm not scared of you, tough guy (:

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