A Bit Of AdviceSeek help, you guys. Seriously. There's no such thing as Vampires. It's a condition called Renfield's Syndrome. If you are REALLY a vampire, you would know off the top of your head where that term is coined. This fantasy is so rich in lore, it would be embarrassing for both of us if you just lived in your own hematolagnic little world. For some of you, I'm sure it's derived from sexual stimulation from vampiric lore during your development that evolved into obsession. Sigmund Freud would have a field day with you people.
Jesus Christ, you guys believe in Lilith too? Do you go to churches housed in the ba
With werewolves, there's a bit more simplicity to the matter. With vampires, there's all different types. So many that it's just absurd to believe that they can even exist. Is there just one type? If so, why is the mythology so greatly distorted between cultures? Are they just getting it wrong? If there is more than one type, then why are they different? Does evolution have an effect on them too?
How are you "born" a vampire? A vampire is a reanimated corpse. That's pretty much the only thing that's consistent between countries.
You guys seem to be stripping away all of the well-known lore to make it possible for you to believe that you are indeed a vampire.
What are the signs of vampirism? All I've heard from you people is that: A.) You like the taste of blood. B.) You are much more sensitive to sunlight. C.) You're born a vampire.
Problem with A.) That's been covered in psychology. Hematolagnia. Sexual arousal from the consumption of blood. Maybe you're not getting a hard-on every time you drink the blood you extract from your lip, but that's only because it's evolved into an obsession. Most anything can be linked back to sex. Problem with B.) I burn easy! I must be a vampire. Yeah. Or you could be Irish. That's one vampire that we seldom hear of. The Irish Vampire. (Fun Fact: Did you know Bram Stoker was Irish?). Problem with C.) There is no problem that I can cement through research. It's just stupidity. It contradicts the lore, and makes you look silly. HOW are you born a vampire?
This doesn't make any sense. What constitutes vampirism if you're not an unholy abomination born from the reanimated corpse of some poor sod. And your only means of prolonging your unnatural existence is to feed on the life force of people who are still living. Vampires are trapped in the nether of life and death. Above all else, that's what constitutes a vampire. If you're just born one, then that doesn't make any frelling sense! If you're born dead, I can get it. But you ain't growing up without a heartbeat and I don't see infants walking around trying to gum my neck open.
I can't believe I'm saying this... But the freaks claiming to be werewolves on this site make more sense than you people. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Go and tell your parents that you're a vampire. They'd eventually commit you if you don't just grow out of it.
IAmNotATroll296 18-21, M 5 Responses 2 Jan 22, 2013