I'm A 41 Year Old Virgin So Bite Me.
Yip, I'm a 41 year old virgin. Is it because I'm waiting until I'm married? No. Is it because I'm gay? It's not illegal where I live nor is it socially unacceptable with the circles I hang out with but the answer is no. Is it because I'm shy around females? I tend to be shy. Period. Is it because I want to be? Hell, no! The reason why I am a virgin is because I'm boring, ugly and poor. And totally inexperienced with the opposite sex to the point it's embarrassing. There I've said it.