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I Am a Wild Girl

Wild Child

By: living4now
Written on January 22nd, 2013
I would like to think that I am wild but my children just tell me I am metal.

I think wild suits me better, it matches my hair. A night out with me is always one to remember, I dont get into trouble but do have lots of wild fun.

I will give you a few examples of my every day life and youcan decide if I'm wild or just plain mental.

If my children start nagging and playing up in the supermarket I am the one that sits on the floor and starts screaming.

I think it is really good fun to scream in the lift, lay on the floor when the doors open at the bottom, crawl out and say to the shocked onlookers "Good God, don't use the lift"

I have been discovered by my friend ball room dancing in the supermarket with her husband.

I hide in the wardrobes at Ikea with my friend and we jump out on people.

I was asked to explain myself in Courts when my friend and I settled down on the sofa with popcorn and a portable DVD player, how else were we going to decide if the sofa was comfy and worth buying.

We got into trouble in ToysRUs for declaring the store a battle zone and sword fighting with the toy pirate sets.

I have many more tales to tell but will save them for another time.............

By: living4now
Age: 41-45 , Female
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  • fikrisharif
    fikrisharif

    Take acre and don’t jump into the troubles that may cause unexpected issues…anyhow the events mentioned are all interesting and can see one child inside you.

    Jan 29
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  • Happyours
    Happyours

    They probably call security when they see you coming now.

    Jan 23
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    • living4now
      living4now

      A lot of the places I go into I am kind of known, the security at the supermarket enjoys my banter, especially when the tills forget to take the security tags off something, he enjoys screaming and running at me, he rugby tackles me and threatens to throw my trolly to the ground. It is brilliant! makes a usually really mundane depressing job really very fun.

      Jan 23
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    • Happyours
      Happyours

      *Hears the sirens wailing and the men in the white coats shouting*

      :-)

      Jan 23
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    • living4now
      living4now

      So perhaps by that you do think there is a possibility I am more mental than wild.

      Hmmmmmm! interesting.............. ;-)

      Jan 23
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    • Happyours
      Happyours

      There's a fine line, apparently ;-)

      Jan 23
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  • Wally101
    Wally101

    What kind of metal do they think you are? An Iron lady maybe? Or perhaps you are golden? Or do you have a mercurial temper?
    Sorry.
    Anyway I can relate to a lot of that. I don't know how old your kids are but when my daughter was grown up I was able to retaliate for all the times she behaved embarrassingly in public - by embarrassing her! My favourite place to do so is in B&Q. E.g. when choosing some taps for the bathroom trying all the ones on display and complaining loudly that none of them worked. Also. In the bathrooms section sitting on the toilets (trousers up, I'm not that bold!) to see how comfortable they are to sit on. That sort of thing. Now she won't go to B&Q with me any more.

    Jan 22
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    • living4now
      living4now

      Brilliant, I have been known to remove my shoes in B&Q and get in the baths to test their size! my children are 8, 9 and 12.
      They think I am a cool type of mental. They always enjoy coming out with me but have very quickly learned that if they start messing about I'm the wrong one to be out with. ;)

      Jan 22
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    • Wally101
      Wally101

      You should have removed more than just your shoes - that would have been something to see in B&Q!
      My daughter's a lot older than yours - she's 26. We're very close and she does put up with her dad's nonsense.

      Jan 22
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    • living4now
      living4now

      I want to have fun not get arrested! ha ha ha ha!
      Children are surprisingly tolerant of their parents foolishness. (they think we're senile)

      Jan 22
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