How I Would Advertise My Man To Sell Him Off...Man for sale, all offers will be considered. Asking price negotiable. This 1962 model has only been used a few times. Hard to start, may need repairs. Good at holding down the sofa, and terrific ice cream, cookie, or potato chip disposal system. This man will bring home a regular paycheck and promptly spend it all on eBay, but at least you won't have to support him. Much. Enjoys reading, watching television, sleeping, and is great at eye rolling, pouting, and general malaise. His interests include the US army history, US warfare history, US presidential history, and serial killers. This man will keep watch over the home while you go out with friends, go visit relatives, attend any sort of family or social gatherings, and will not question where you have been or who you were with, so long as he doesn't have to go. Maintenance required: 6 daily medications, a 12 pack of diet soda per day, frequent servings of spaghetti, subsc
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FraidNot 41-45, F 20 Responses 4 May 14, 2012