Evil I Tell You!!

When I was a year old my papa sat me on his lap and started talking to me through a ventriloquist dummy. I started shaking so bad that my mom thought I was having a seizure. It quite literally, scared the **** out of me. LOL.

I don't know why but when I see a clown every cell in my body just screams, PANIC!! I'm more afraid of clowns then I am of death. I can't even hear carnival music. It creeps me out. If a clown ever tried to touch me, I'd kill it. No Joke.