Dating Rules For Algerian Men.

1. Well first of all, I suggest you check the girl hasn't got any colossal brothers who can come and break you in half before starting to mess her about
2. Do not approach if you have no intention to stick around
3. If you ask her out on a date, make sure it’s clear, don’t be ambiguous and misleading, calling it coffee, catch-up or whatever other poor excuse you found
4. Be specific about time, date and place, being assertive won’t kill you
5. Do not play mind games and apply silly dating rules like calling after 3 days, texting an hour later, have some back bone man!
6. If it doesn’t fit, be blunt and just say it, she won’t die from it but you better not boomerang. And NO you may not break up with her by text, a facebook message or a voicemail. Have some guts!
7. If your intentions are more “physically” inclined, then we know you’re going to lie through your teeth and paint a nice picture for her, just don’t over do it you mythomane!
8. Do not take her kindness for desperation
9. Do not think yourself irresistible, you’re probably not.
10. Do not punch above your weight, then when the girl settles because she’s actually nice and unmaterialistic, you suddenly feel superior and proud
11. Counselling is free and available on the NHS and commitment-phobia is a serious condition
12. Do not give her mixed messages, try to be clear on your intentions from the off, she’ll respect you for it and it just avoids a lot of agro
13. If you have been Two-timing, then know that you are scum
14. She isn’t your booty-call, not without her permission that is
15. Grow a pair and tell her you like her
16. Just grow up or act your age (vague I know…reminds me of someone)
17. Grow a pair…oh I already mentioned that! Well grow a bigger pair then!
18. Don’t lie, women are very intuitive and can smell it a mile away, and your Pinocchio nose is invisible to all but to us.
19. You should read about me it’ll come in handy
20. Paying for dinner and opening doors aren't reserved for Gentlemen, they’re reserved for people with manners
21. Don’t be an emotional terrorist and don’t play with her emotions
22. Just because you’re a loser and she likes you, doesn't make her desperate.  Nice maybe but not desperate
23. Women are not that complicated, ok that’s a lie, they’re a puzzle (like a puzzle of Chubaka, very hard to solve), but you’re simple enough for the pair of you, so try to see things simply and quit acting like a penis.
24. Also just for good measure, try not to act like a ****
25. It’s really ok to be slightly less good in bed than Casanova, but a basic of female anatomy is really a minimum
26. Don’t play hard to get, that’s the women’s job
27. If you are homosexual, don’t use her as your cover story
28. Don’t fake a terminal brain condition, she will not stay with you for sympathy you psycho
29. Do not flirt with her friends, it is callous and morally repugnant
30. Since men can only count to 30 I will stop here.

Posted by DZ-Chick
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4 Responses Jan 16, 2013

In fact I dont have time for all this islamically prohibited bullshits. When i want to get married, i go and ask her hand from her father as all the wise noble Algerians men do.

Good advice globally, for men and women. (:

haha that made me laugh, not because of what you wrote, but because i could reverse it for females. im very upfront and dont hold back. i say it as it is and dont beat around the bush and give people mixed ideas. but all i seem to constantly get is the opposite. i wish more people were upfront and wouldnt play games.

yaaaaaaaaaaaawn uggggggggh