I Am Allergic To Bullshit
This is a great saying to remember when you're just not quite sure: I was talking to a guy on the weekend who claimed he is a top notch electrician, is starting his own vineyard and is the brainiest turd that ever lived. His situation is he has spent 70% of his adult life in jail, he lives with his mother in a council flat and is going up for being drunk and disorderly. The thing is, he can talk the talk, he is actually convincing but his situation brings to light the BULL ****