Old Folk's Texting Codes

     In the spirit of being almost old, I have spent considerable time and money researching the texting habits of old folks.  They have developed a code that they use with each other and it is meant to foil those of us who are trying to read their messages.  I believe we and they should learn to communicate with each other and not be so secreative.  It is for this reason that I am giving the world the list of:

              Old Fold's Texting Codes

              BFF: Best Friend Fainted
             BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

             BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

             CBM: Covered By Medicare

             CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

             DWI: Driving While Incontinent

             FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

             FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

             FYI: Found Your Insulin

             GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

             GHA: Got Heartburn Again

             HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

             IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

             LMDO: Laughing, My Dentures Out

             LOL: Living On Lipitor

             LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

             OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

             OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

             ROTFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor
             Laughing...            And Can't Get Up

             SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

             TTYL: Talk To You Louder

             WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

             WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

             WTP: Where's The Prunes?

             WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

             WMT:  Where's My Teeth?


mewold mewold
66-70, M
57 Responses Dec 17, 2010

Thank you debby. I am glad you liked it.

Thank you, horny, this is how us old folks talk. Ha, ha, ha. I used to have a friend who talked very slow. I was always telling him that he ****** like old folks ******. But since I hit my 60's, I have quit saying that. lolol.

Smooches, thank you for stoping by and commenting. And good morning to you.

Texas Lily, baybe you don't know any of them because you have already forgotten them. Muhahahahahaha............................

You are right. I think I will just ask her to feel my new "Tail".

don't ask if you don't want the truth, cause you know she ain't gonna lie to you. lol

Little sister, you know I meant no insult by that, I love you.

@ Joey, I thought you might like that. HA, HA, HA.

@ PT, Sometimes I sure feel old. I keep trying to get my wife to feel me to see if I feel old to her. lol

*TTYL that was good mewold*smiles*

your not old, your just experienced.

Joey, let me expouse on that. You see, young EPeeps, you guys don't know what you are doing. You are like tadpoles in a pond. You are all swimming around, and vby the time you have things figured out, you have lost your tails. We, on the other hand, now know what we are doing and would like to get those tails back. We would be like tadpole Gods. Right Joey?

waitressonskates, that would be a mistake. I am having just as much fun now as I did at 25. It is simply a different type of fun. Enjoy what you have now, but don't shudder when you think about the future. It will be good also, if you are open to it.

I agree mewold, if I couldn't laugh, I think I'd die now!

Old with humor, sierra33? Humor is the thing that makes this world a joyful place to be living in. Humor blunts the hurts and nicks that life brings us. When I die, I hope my family gathers and talks about the funny things I have done and said. I want no one crying over me. Thank you for a really sweet comment.

This was AWESOME!! If you're strange mewold,,,I can only hope it's a contagious condition and the whole rest of the world catches what YOU have!!! I will have this entire code memorized before I hit 35!! I want to grow old with humor!! :D

Thank you. Mr gr8jesus, this is one of my funny ones. I just might be a little strange. lol

This is the first story I’m reading here after joining EP And what a pleasure to read this. just loved it Have fun on the site It is a nice one so happy i clicked on this lovely write.....:)

BrokenxAngelx, you need to show a little more concern. Think about it. We are so old we are already forgetting our relative's names. Now we have to learn some new codes so you young folks what read our stories to other older folks don't know when we have accidentally lost our teeth, or pooped ourselves. It is tough being old.

Don't spell it, Pretty, then I will be confused. (as if I wasn't already.)

Tooo funny! And now for some strange reason I feel obligated to spell out I'm laughing my *** off.

Ha, ha, ha. mrsj. they ar just funny, you will probably wemember tthe ones which pertain to you. But you are definately not old yet.

I love that! WMT..........Whereis my teeth.........I am going to add it. ROFLMFAO!!!

oh this cracked me up mewold! has anyone thrown in WMT? where's my teeth yet? lol thanks for sharing

Thank you, weta.


Oh yes, that one fits well in there also. Thanks. I like it. lol

This is so funny! WAITT and FWIW are me exactly. But you forgot one. NWWID... Now what was I doing?

PT, I so enjoy it when I hear from you. Keep those text things handy. You will need them yourself pretty soon. lol

mtvlm, you should try it. Sometimes she doesn't have panties on. Muhahahahahaha..........

pixe, what do you mean again? You mean STILL! Ha, ha, ha, .......... fert..........poot.....

Kayakker, I am glad you liked them. I find that WD30 works the best. And you can also fry chicken in it. lol

Is Mewold doing that again? hehehe!!!! ;-)

It is just so you can look up Pix's skirt!!! LOL!!!!

now i can understand your texting mewold. lol

pixelita, I soo love it when I can comment right under you. You teaser you. lolol

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved them!

Yea. I hope my wife never makes me wear diapers. Talk about second childhoods..........fart.....

Phenix47, thank you for the nice comment.<br />
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Prettytasty, I know what you mean. My kids had to teach me how to use a cell phone just like they did a computer. Ha, ha, ha.

Oh my god that was so funny.I remembered when I 1st got a cellphone at 29 I actually asked a 16yr old how the hell do u text!!lol this was really cute and made me smile

Andrew, I love you like a brother. You are part of my family. I wish you didn't live so far away. :-)<br />
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JOhndo3, I am glad you got a few laughs from my humble effort.<br />
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dedre, sorry about the day, but at least you ended it with a laugh.<br />
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Linked, what are great?..............

Very cute thanks for the late-night laugh after a rough-*** day :)

Andrew, my friend, I can't help but think that if you were gay, you wouldn't mind that banana nearly so much. I am so happy that you are so busy with your writing. It makes it much easier to sneak up behind you. Muhahahaha..........

Jollyone, what do you mean "next" generation? The only reason I'm not there now is I don't have the correct attire. There are no nudist care homes in Texas. SGGP

Jollyone, what do you mean "next" generation? The only reason I'm not there now is I don't have the correct attire. There are no nudist care homes in Texas. SGGP

I am so glad you guys liked them. I laughed until I WTFA.

Ha ha oh so funny and I certainly have a vision of the next generation sitting in the rest home texting their friends!

These are hilarious!!! Thanks for the giggle! : )

LMFAO these are all great mewold, love em...

I had a very bad day today, and so THANK YOU, you made me laugh. I feel all better now.<br />
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OMG....these are hilarious, Meme! (Yes, It's my nickname for you.)

sooo funny mewold<br />
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Hell, Marji, I am already using 3 of them.

Mewold - I could use a few of these - particularly - <br />
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WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?<br />
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FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

Thanks. I am glad you liked it. ROTFL...CGU

LOL, wib. I GGPBL.

fantastic mewold ... WTFA