I Am Always On the Computer
Dear Internet,
I don't think this relationship is going to work out for me anymore. As much as I love you, you're sucking my soul and taking up way too much of my time. They say that when your work and your personal life start to suffer because of a relationship, it's not healthy. If that's true, this relationship between you and I is definitely not OK.
I hope you don't take this personally. I love what you have to offer, but I just can't deal with the clingy, needy feelings you inspire in me. It's not you, it's me. Really.
I'll always remember all the good times we shared - the late-night forum posts, the silly viral videos, the way you helped me find all those places when I moved to a new city. Nothing can ever change the way I care about you.
I wish you nothing but the best.
Love,
Me
