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I Am American (southern)

Used To Talk A Lot Of Trash.

By: Machiavellus
Written on March 29th, 2010

I used to make fun of southernisms and southern people. I've been here so long that I've turned into one of them and realized everyone else I know is one of them too. It's the ignorant rednecks that I don't like. I pretty much hate anyone who specifically tries to belong to one social group. Goth kids. Metal heads. Stoners. Rednecks. Variation is the only thing that makes life intersting, even if repetition and familiarity are the safe and comfortable. I get along with anyone nowdays. Just find a subject I have something to say about and I'll present monologues for any moron. I'm going to buy a shotgun and take up hunting. shotguns are awesome. Any fool with basic motor skills can stop a burgular with one too. You have to be pretty close to be effective even with slugs, so no dead-eye required.

By: Machiavellus
Age: 18-21 , Male
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7 responses
  • greeneyedvixen
    greeneyedvixen

    The South is a wonderful place to be, especially to me I was born and raised in the same small town, we moved away for military service, then came back to our families and our roots. We wanted to raise our family on the family homestead we have done that and now there is a new generation learning what having this house and land means. It is filled with antiques of another time but also it is the home we created for our own family.We love Alabama the changing ofd the seasons and especially The Crimson Tide. Thank God for sweet tea, ladies and I am A suthern belle

    Apr 7, 2012
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  • Chipper1002
    Chipper1002

    You dont have this in a good way of speaking. the south is a very layed back place and no fools there smart and you cant say anyone can be as hard working as the south i live in the south or did.

    Sep 14, 2011
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  • greeneyedvixen
    greeneyedvixen

    Go to Utah and you will find rednecks, rude and just down right rude people

    Sep 13, 2011
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  • cmb53233
    cmb53233

    Rednecks? Wanna see rednecks? C'mon up to Wisconsin, I'll show you some rednecks!

    Aug 5, 2010
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  • sweets87
    sweets87

    good luck with that.If ya need help finding a good gun let me know!









    "My truck cost less than my champion coon dog and my neck is painted red by the grace of God. My kids say please sir and thank you mam'. I ain't what I ain't but I am what I am."

    Mar 30, 2010
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  • Machiavellus
    Machiavellus

    I seriously do want to buy a shotgun and take up hunting.

    Mar 29, 2010
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  • fascad3
    fascad3

    Love the sarcasm!

    Mar 29, 2010
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