Nothing is real. Time is a human made concept. Everything you learned in school is wrong? Remember learning about Thomas Jefferson? Well he's made up. He was actually a dude named Badger who the illuminati used as a figure head to spark the revolution. Why did the illuminati want to cause a revolution? Well some think it's because they wanted chaos, others think they did it because they wanted to continue the strength of the transatlantic slave trade but do you want to know the real reason? Beets. No not beats like as in "these beats are dope" -Kanye west. No beets as in the root vegetable. It is not very well know but in northeastern Pennsylvania there are a number of large beet farms run by the Pennsylvania Dutch families of the Scranton area. So why was the illuminati so interested in these beets? Well it turns out the heads of the illuminati at the time were really into the delicious beet wines that the Dutch Scranton beet farmers made and bottled on their farms. So why did the illuminati start a war?? Well the illuminati knew that if King George kept control of the colonies that he would eventually discover the delicious wine and order the farmers to make it exclusively for the throne. This is why the illuminati hired badger to start the sons of Liberty, start the revolution and make America independent. It was all about the beets.
jasonBK1 jasonBK1
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1 Response Apr 2, 2016

Uh Huh? And what did the voice of Dog (God spelled backwards) tell you about James Madison?

are you really comparing an amazing and a loyal creature to something like god ? you sir have the right to suck my ****, ******.

And you, you ignorant cretin, have the right to lick my a-hole. Jerkoff.

What the **** did you just ******* say about me ?, you little *****. I’ll have you know my name is Jason, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet *****. I was getting a ******* from two ******* (**** was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch ****. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 ******* at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like ************* fountains. Must have come about a quart of ***** and compressed air. Imagine your best ******, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on the internet and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

Guys who try to brag about how big their c0ck is, how much they are getting laid, their ridiculous fantasy cars, or how bad-assed they are are usually impotent little c0cksuckers who wouldn't know what to do with ***** or a sniper rifle. You couldn't lick a real SEAL's boots, little man. Enjoy your fantasy life because that is all it ever will be. You could never get through BUDS.

And, let me tell you, you try to **** with me son, and I will put a 7.62 full metal jacket between your eyes. And unlike you, I am former military and really do know how to hit a gnat on a fly's *** at 900 yards or so.

Oh, I forgot. Have a nice day.

Have a nice day too ******!

Nah. I prefer ***** myself, but a hot mouth has no gender. Better yet, let me lick a hot ***** as its getting pounded by a stiff ****. Ah, Heaven!

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