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A Nice Read For Military Wife And Girl Friends.

What Every Military Guy Should Know About His Girl

1.) If she wasn't emotional before, that is all about to change.

2.) You getting a higher rank could just mean an automatic free lay.
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3.) Get her a pair of dog tags, ASAP, This is crucial, she will never take them off.

4.) Most of the time, you losing reception during training is your fault. (Though, she will eventually understand)

5.) Most of the time, everything is your fault.
(This especially goes for when she is pregnant)

6.) She WILL start talking like your guys and you talk, including using your last names.

7.) Her patriotism could out-do most of your men... she will be proud... VERY proud.

8.) Be Ready: your car will end up with a yellow ribbon magnet or an "I LOVE MY _____" sticker eventually.
(if you have seperate cars, hers will DEFINITLY have these)

9.) She will most likely need a pair of dog tags to hang from the car's rear view mirror. (see 3)

10.) Every week she'll have "another song" that makes her think of you when you're away.
(And she'll cry to it, even when you're in the same room)

11.) If youre married, she may know the base better than you do... Don't take it personal.

12.) You will catch her comparing your relationship with "other couples" in the military constantly.

13.) She'll make 5 million friends online, and talk to you about them all the time because her "old friends just don't understand" like they do.

14.) Don't be shocked when she just drops civilian chicks out of her life like flies.
(she mostly does this when they complain to her)

15.) DO NOT if you love her, say anything about you not wanting to make her wait for you...
(TRUST me men, YOU ARE WORTH every breath to these women, or they wouldn't be here)

16.) Most women actually do LOVE it when you are sweaty and dirty, even the girlie girls. it's sexy as hell.

17.) Only bring up the field once, say it clear, and don't bring it up again. We will remember the time, the dates, like stone inside our mind.
Don't remind us.

18.) You ARE our hero. That isn't us being cute, it's us swelling with pride, feeling like a princess everytime we glance over and you're standing there.

19.) Don't worry about waking her up when you get a chance to call, trust me, she's NOT sleeping.
If she is, she's been waiting for you to call all night, and fell asleep next to the phone.

20.) Leave at least 3 of your shirts for her... she'll wear them all the time and if she doesnt wear them out she WILL wear them to sleep.

21.) No matter what she was like before, she is tough & harder than a rock now. She can handle anything, she will get through it, tears or no tears.

22.) Dont be discouraged or taken back from her strength. It comes with the territory. When in your arms, she's still your queen, soft and sweet.

23.) Your kids might see mommy as the one in charge for a while, it's okay, they WILL respect you, just give it time.

24.) EVERYTHING in her life will be complicated, so she might not always get the simple things you say to her.

25.) Tag Chasers are her WORST enemy, she CAN and WILL spot these girls... random profain comments may come out of your little queens' mouth...
its okay, shes protecting her best asset...you.

26.) She will spend hours to look good on cam & pics for you, this is just a pasttime until you get home, be prepared for messy ponytails and comfy pants when you finally do get home.

27.) Her favorite sentences from you start with "when i get home" or "when i get out".

Lastly guys,

28.) No matter how much she's changed, never forget that you mean the world to her, she loves you more than anything, and you will ALWAYS be her hero..whether you think you are one or not
armywife7982 armywife7982 31-35 13 Responses Jan 6, 2011

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This is soo pretty! Like all the other women, got me crying and laughing at the same time ! I love these guys ! Every one of 'em !

Wow, you're completely right. we've only been married for 6 months now but we've known eachother since highschool and he left shortly after he graduated and i miss him terribly. both of us have changed...kudos.

I had to send this to my husband*who is gone away for training for a little while*! even tho it made me cry i still loved it!

This is what I've been needing for a while now. My Husband's been gone for a month out his 4 for training and somedays I do get really down on myself for thinking all this is his fault but he's just trying to provide for his family! Thanks ladies!

Looooved it :D

love this it's sooo true. i was laughing and crying.

love this!

Beautiful post! We appreciate our army men. Thank God for them!

Thank you for all your sacrifices so others may live and enjoy LIFE as we know it. Numbers 6:24-26 Yall be encouraged and strong...:-)

right on! *chuckle* i needed that! :-) great post!

tag chasers lmao. We are both in the army and he is deployed til june while i stay home with our daughter. I do know the ba<x>se better than he does, but only because I'm better at networking, he can be an ***. Also those tag chasers are a bunch of whimps. Its kinda fun to take the wind out of their sails at the bar/club/whereever

My husband is in Iraq in the time we have been together since January 5, 2010 is all of 25 days my advice is count each day a a blessing don't sweat the small stuff and love like there is that day only it will get better and my god bless you.

Talk about new emotions. I almost cried, while laughing my head off reading this. Since I have been with my soldier (2 years strong<3) I have never found anything to explain my life so perfectly. I was having a really bad night because my fiancee is away for training and me, still being new and a little too selfish with the whole military life, said some things that I probably shouldn't have tonight and I've been feeling really down on myself. I swore to try harder and be stronger for him and to be honest, this is the start I needed. Thank you, you definitely just made my night shine a little brighter.