Comparative Theology For Computer Geeks.Disclaimer: Esoteric comparative theological + computer geek humour within. No disrespect intended. If you do not understand the disclaimer or can't parse L33T, you probably shouldn't read on ;)
The Abrahamic belief operating systems (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) all worship exactly the same god, so you'd think they have would have a lot of commonality. Frequently though, they seem not to get along, a bit like computer operating systems.
Judaism would be DOS, Christianity might be Windoze and Islam could be Mac OS.
Judaism in a geekshell
J: old skool rulz!!! u n00bs noes n0th1ng, ur add-ons r sux liek woah
C: omg so lam3, upgrade to GUI already!!! qu1t with teh 10 command stack n get wit luv & forgivness!
I: U R doin it wrong. We run DOS sim just fine n better than urs even, cuz ur code is fux0red
Christianity in a geekshell
C: we have teh masses! we have teh luv! we have teh m3ssiah install pack!
J: ERROR, WRONG MESSIAH. Old skool rulz!
I: ERROR, u gais mislabelled proph3t install pack as m3ssiah! LAM3Rs. Plus, we run Windoze sim just fine n better than urs even, ur code is fux0red!
Islam in a geekshell
I: All your bases are belong to us! We have teh correct c0de ba5e and all updated revisions! UR oldskool code is wrong n r sims r b3tta!
J: U gais r on crack! Incorrect proph3t pack! Old skool rulz!
C: d00dz u r fux0rd, sims r sux n checksum says its m3ssiah pack. PS: were u get v1rg1ns????
Agnosticism in a geekshell
Ag: omg i am run multi-boot multi OS system!
Everyone else: omg LAME, pick already!
Atheism in a geekshell
*error. religion.cab will not install, incompatible with system*