Some Sunday Funnies

I figured I'd liven things up with some atheist brand humor.

...and I am throwing this in just because it is too darn cute:

ForgottenMuse ForgottenMuse
31-35, F
3 Responses Jan 8, 2011

Funny stuff. Well, I don't believe in God but I believe in aliens. There, I said it.

The first one lol. My dad thanked god for his congestive heart failure. He said it was the only way god could get him to quit smoking. I wonder why god put him in hospital the other times. Probably to make him stop drinking so much too. <br />
He's such a xian jerk. When my non religious aunt thanked everyone for the warm wishes that her sister makes it out of the hospital, my dad said, "it wasn't wishes, it was prayers", and went on and on ad nauseum. <br />
He'll never meet his first grandchild because I'll come unglued when he negatively comments on the name we gave him, Legion....goggle that and Bible. Seriously do it.

loving it