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"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
George Carlin

sorry it took so long.
maverick321 maverick321 66-70, M 12 Responses Jan 28, 2012

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Just look at the damage religion does to a person.<br />
Here we have a troll like haunted who comes into a room that has nothing to do with him, a place where his childish stone age beliefs are held in contempt and derision.<br />
He then begins to insult one of our newest contributors with threats from his invisible super friend.<br />
Please note maverick that members of our group rarely if ever invade their space with blogs on reason or facts but the gang from Olympus just will not let us be.<br />
So join us in a hearty **** you and the zombie corpse you flew in on, to haunted and any of his merry followers.

thnx for the support godfree.

It's amazing to me that a simple quote from Carlin can still bring out the xtian ire. Dude was a genius.<br />
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I don't care why you originally posted it, remembering that bit and seeing the resulting analrage play out in the comments is comedy gold. Thank you for posting!

welcome. i dont regret postin this any more.

Awsome quote, I love the guy <3 more of a philosopher than a comedian :))

thnx. another good person.

You're my sister and I love you.

what? im not your sis dude-.-

Lol, Sorry, that was meant for Haunted. LOL


Great point you brought up Maverick321,It's people like you that just waste other peoples time. Remember that Hell & Fire conversation you talked about? I hope God scalds your first then burns you slowly. You derserve everything with your foul mouth & worthless mind. I bring you FIRE! Lol.

-.- i wonder why.

Ewwww! You would get off on another person's suffering? That's the same tone that radical Muslims take when they talk about the "Infidels." That's very sick lady; and what do you mean "I bring you fire?" Are you God? Or maybe it's an unconscious slip because deep down you know your God is merely a projection of yourself.

I just know i'm done talking with non believers. And in the end God will have you all burn in Hell. I"m just waiting to watch if you think I'm sick. Maybe I am sick of all you non believers.

damn so much hate over somthing so simple :/


Wow that is a bit over the top. Were you venting anger? It is not that LittleEars is stupid, he is just ignorant, as we all were at 13-15 when we thought we "knew it all". Case in point is this quote from him toward a group participant "cewl quote u dumb mother ***. i dont leave unless i want to. till then shut ur ****** mouth and dont comment if u dont like." Definitely ignorance, not stupidity. Other terms for him and his big brother GF are benightedness, bewilderment, blindness, callowness, crudeness, darkness, denseness, disregard, dumbness, empty-headedness, fog, half-knowledge, illiteracy, incapacity, incomprehension, innocence, inscience, insensitivity, lack of education, mental incapacity, naiveté, nescience, oblivion, obtuseness, philistinism, rawness, sciolism, shallowness, simplicity, unawareness, unconsciousness, uncouthness, unenlightenment, unfamiliarity, unscholarliness, vagueness, all of which can be fixed.

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So do the rest of us need money bit by mocking God or trying to get attention go else where.Seems a person who is only in for attention & copys other peoples quotes etc. has no sense of worth within himself or an imagination to come up with other things to talk about other than mocking God. Some people take God as a personal being who is there for them. You don't tear down other peoples beliefs or mock them. Go write a story about your life and while doing so self analyse yourself and look deep into who you really are. Seems you need to work on yourself instead of mocking others and God. Get a life.Also this guy who you copy I don't think he's worth copying.

i wrote who said it. i did it cuz i wasnted to share this cewl quote u dumb mother ***. i dont leave unless i want to. till then shut ur ****** mouth and dont comment if u dont like.


who me? im not butt hurt!

Maverick, along with imitation I believe quotation to be the sincerest form of flattery.<br />
You quoted from one of the best minds in comedy as well as free thought philosophy, good for you.<br />
I am looking foreword to a time when we will be able to quote from you.<br />
Develop your mind and never become like the blithering xian parrots who are incapable of independent thought but quote incessantly from their magic book of fairytales and zombies

will do.

Wise man

ya he was.

Basically what I believe about religion that's why I'm Unitarian

(Copyright 1999 by George Carlin. Printed without permission.)<br />
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I don't believe quoting at length is a copyright violation. But if it were, I'd be hard pressed to believe you obtained permission for each and every quote and picture that you've used in your stories. Your hypocrisy sir turns you into a cliche. What I think is at work here is a dirty trick of intimidation. For me the issue with maverick was one of authenticity. By the way whatever happened to your reply to my comment? Did find out I was an atheist? That's petty.

LOL I am the retard one? Now that is funny kiddo....


so then just block me if u have a prob. i dont really care.

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Hey, give credit where credit is due. That's George Carlin stand up. So put it in quotation marks and attribute it to him. Don't pass off other people's cleverness as your own.

i never said it was me. ill do that.

I wonder if it could be said that the Holy Dollar is the current god and malls are its temple?