"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
George Carlin

sorry it took so long.
maverick321 maverick321
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9 Responses Jan 28, 2012

Just look at the damage religion does to a person.<br />
Here we have a troll like haunted who comes into a room that has nothing to do with him, a place where his childish stone age beliefs are held in contempt and derision.<br />
He then begins to insult one of our newest contributors with threats from his invisible super friend.<br />
Please note maverick that members of our group rarely if ever invade their space with blogs on reason or facts but the gang from Olympus just will not let us be.<br />
So join us in a hearty **** you and the zombie corpse you flew in on, to haunted and any of his merry followers.

thnx for the support godfree.

It's amazing to me that a simple quote from Carlin can still bring out the xtian ire. Dude was a genius.<br />
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I don't care why you originally posted it, remembering that bit and seeing the resulting analrage play out in the comments is comedy gold. Thank you for posting!

welcome. i dont regret postin this any more.

Awsome quote, I love the guy <3 more of a philosopher than a comedian :))

thnx. another good person.

You're my sister and I love you.

what? im not your sis dude-.-

Lol, Sorry, that was meant for Haunted. LOL


Maverick, along with imitation I believe quotation to be the sincerest form of flattery.<br />
You quoted from one of the best minds in comedy as well as free thought philosophy, good for you.<br />
I am looking foreword to a time when we will be able to quote from you.<br />
Develop your mind and never become like the blithering xian parrots who are incapable of independent thought but quote incessantly from their magic book of fairytales and zombies

will do.

Wise man

ya he was.

Basically what I believe about religion that's why I'm Unitarian

Hey, give credit where credit is due. That's George Carlin stand up. So put it in quotation marks and attribute it to him. Don't pass off other people's cleverness as your own.

i never said it was me. ill do that.

I wonder if it could be said that the Holy Dollar is the current god and malls are its temple?