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Posted January 28th, 2012 at 12:29AM

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  1. GailG3 - 61-65 years old - female

    Posted by GailG3 on Jan 28th, 2012 at 4:01AM

    I wonder if it could be said that the Holy Dollar is the current god and malls are its temple?

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  2. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:51PM

    nah.....

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  3. LittleEars - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by LittleEars on Jan 28th, 2012 at 7:40AM

    Hey, give credit where credit is due. That's George Carlin stand up. So put it in quotation marks and attribute it to him. Don't pass off other people's cleverness as your own.

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  4. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 28th, 2012 at 12:12PM

    i never said it was me. ill do that.

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  5. WilliamC - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by WilliamC on Jan 28th, 2012 at 9:50AM

    (Copyright 1999 by George Carlin. Printed without permission.)

    http://www.objectivethought.com/atheism/carlin.html

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  6. LittleEars - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by LittleEars Jan 29th, 2012 at 12:24AM

    I don't believe quoting at length is a copyright violation. But if it were, I'd be hard pressed to believe you obtained permission for each and every quote and picture that you've used in your stories. Your hypocrisy sir turns you into a cliche. What I think is at work here is a dirty trick of intimidation. For me the issue with maverick was one of authenticity. By the way whatever happened to your reply to my comment? Did find out I was an atheist? That's petty.

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  7. WilliamC - 56-60 years old - male

    Reply by WilliamC Jan 29th, 2012 at 4:21AM

    LOL I am the retard one? Now that is funny kiddo....

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  8. aquarius3 - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by aquarius3 on Jan 28th, 2012 at 3:00PM

    Basically what I believe about religion that's why I'm Unitarian

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  9. willgrace - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by willgrace on Jan 29th, 2012 at 12:38AM

    Wise man

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  10. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 29th, 2012 at 12:40AM

    ya he was.

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  11. Godfree110158 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by Godfree110158 on Jan 29th, 2012 at 7:35AM

    Maverick, along with imitation I believe quotation to be the sincerest form of flattery.
    You quoted from one of the best minds in comedy as well as free thought philosophy, good for you.
    I am looking foreword to a time when we will be able to quote from you.
    Develop your mind and never become like the blithering xian parrots who are incapable of independent thought but quote incessantly from their magic book of fairytales and zombies

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  12. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 29th, 2012 at 3:46PM

    will do.

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  13. Haunted5 - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Haunted5 on Jan 29th, 2012 at 4:08PM

    So do the rest of us need money bit by mocking God or trying to get attention go else where.Seems a person who is only in for attention & copys other peoples quotes etc. has no sense of worth within himself or an imagination to come up with other things to talk about other than mocking God. Some people take God as a personal being who is there for them. You don't tear down other peoples beliefs or mock them. Go write a story about your life and while doing so self analyse yourself and look deep into who you really are. Seems you need to work on yourself instead of mocking others and God. Get a life.Also this guy who you copy I don't think he's worth copying.

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  14. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 29th, 2012 at 4:41PM

    i wrote who said it. i did it cuz i wasnted to share this cewl quote u dumb mother ***. i dont leave unless i want to. till then shut ur ****** mouth and dont comment if u dont like.

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  15. ward - 56-60 years old - male

    Reply by ward Jan 29th, 2012 at 6:00PM

    @maverick321: That's a good quote from G.Carlin. Thanks for putting it up to remind us.

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  16. Haunted5 - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Haunted5 on Jan 29th, 2012 at 6:51PM

    Great point you brought up Maverick321,It's people like you that just waste other peoples time. Remember that Hell & Fire conversation you talked about? I hope God scalds your first then burns you slowly. You derserve everything with your foul mouth & worthless mind. I bring you FIRE! Lol.

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  17. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 29th, 2012 at 6:53PM

    -.- i wonder why.

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  18. LittleEars - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by LittleEars Jan 29th, 2012 at 8:47PM

    Ewwww! You would get off on another person's suffering? That's the same tone that radical Muslims take when they talk about the "Infidels." That's very sick lady; and what do you mean "I bring you fire?" Are you God? Or maybe it's an unconscious slip because deep down you know your God is merely a projection of yourself.

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  19. LittleEars - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by LittleEars on Jan 29th, 2012 at 9:34PM

    You're my sister and I love you.

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  20. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 29th, 2012 at 9:47PM

    what? im not your sis dude-.-

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  21. LittleEars - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by LittleEars Jan 29th, 2012 at 9:49PM

    Lol, Sorry, that was meant for Haunted. LOL

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  22. DreamerOfOz - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by DreamerOfOz on Jan 30th, 2012 at 2:49AM

    Awsome quote, I love the guy <3 more of a philosopher than a comedian :))

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  23. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 30th, 2012 at 4:43PM

    thnx. another good person.

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  24. MentalGent - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by MentalGent on Jan 30th, 2012 at 5:31AM

    Thanks Maverick, great quote from a great comedian, and reminds us of one of the many ulterior motives of organised religion.

    You seem to have attracted a variety of anti-atheist trolls - including a professional antagonist. They always seem to forget that their intolerance makes their religion look LESS persuasive, not more ...

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  25. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 30th, 2012 at 4:42PM

    wow. the first good comment. thnx.

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  26. KingGeedorah - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by KingGeedorah on Jan 31st, 2012 at 12:46PM

    It's amazing to me that a simple quote from Carlin can still bring out the xtian ire. Dude was a genius.

    I don't care why you originally posted it, remembering that bit and seeing the resulting analrage play out in the comments is comedy gold. Thank you for posting!

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  27. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 31st, 2012 at 7:27PM

    welcome. i dont regret postin this any more.

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  28. MentalGent - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by MentalGent Feb 1st, 2012 at 6:15AM

    Funny seeing god-botherers climbing over each other to highlight their personal shortcomings. Intolerance, thy name is theism ...

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  29. Godfree110158 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by Godfree110158 on Jan 31st, 2012 at 1:44PM

    Just look at the damage religion does to a person.
    Here we have a troll like haunted who comes into a room that has nothing to do with him, a place where his childish stone age beliefs are held in contempt and derision.
    He then begins to insult one of our newest contributors with threats from his invisible super friend.
    Please note maverick that members of our group rarely if ever invade their space with blogs on reason or facts but the gang from Olympus just will not let us be.
    So join us in a hearty **** you and the zombie corpse you flew in on, to haunted and any of his merry followers.

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  30. maverick321 - 13-15 years old - male

    Reply by maverick321 Jan 31st, 2012 at 7:26PM

    thnx for the support godfree.

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  31. MentalGent - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by MentalGent Feb 1st, 2012 at 6:13AM

    Seconded, Godfree!

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  32. Posted by An EP User on Feb 1st, 2012 at 3:32AM

    I would point out that not all religions have organisations which need money, such as Wicca. (This does not make them "more correct," but it does make them less grasping.)

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