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I Am An Atheist

Challenging Atheists

By: The5Cs
Written on September 28th, 2009
By: The5Cs
Age: 18-21
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  • Panzermeister

    I believe in God c:

    20 hours ago
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    • newjaninev2

      As did the men in your avatar, yes?

      20 hours ago
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    • Panzermeister

      At least I have something to fall back on. Whereas science won't get you anywhere after you die.
      Good luck.

      20 hours ago
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    • MasterLee

      Neither will religion.good luck.

      19 hours ago
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  • newjaninev2

    Max indicated he wished to discuss the Phylogeny of life, to which end he offered me:
    In 1999 biologist Malcolm S. Gordon wrote:
    “Life appears to have had ** many origins **. The base of the universal tree of life appears not to have been a single root.” Is there evidence that all the major branches of life are connected to a single trunk, as Darwin believed? Gordon continues: “The traditional version of the theory of common descent apparently does not apply to kingdoms as presently recognized. It probably does not apply to many, if not all, phyla, and possibly also not to many classes within the phyla.”
    This split quote (note the disconnect in the middle of the quote), is taken from Professor Gordon’s essay “The Concept of Monophyly: A Speculative Essay”. This essay discussed the history of single-celled organisms, and did so without firm evidence (which is why Professor Gordon used the word ‘speculative in the title). Let me repeat that: speculative and without firm evidence.
    This is a reputable (indeed, admirable) scientist being so gracious as to ruminate publicly on a small part of his field’s subject matter (incidentally, his interest here is cladistic rather than phylogenetic). It is disgraceful that his musing has been distorted and misused. Disgraceful!
    Despite this, Professor Gordon remains tolerant, and wrote:
    “The quotations you cite may not be exactly verbatim, but they are close enough. They are, however, quoted out of context. Whoever wrote the tract is likely not a scientist and may not have a clear understanding of scientific method or principles. The creationist and ID views of evolution are religious and theological, not scientific. I do not agree with them.
    Yours,
    Malcolm Gordon”

    How dare you misuse another's intellectual work, Max! How dare you!
    It is noon, and I will now enjoy an early lunch (I may even soothe myself with a chocolate muffin), and at some stage this afternoon I will address your offering on the Cambrian period… if I can be bothered spending time on such vacuousness.

    23 hours ago
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    • maxximiliann

      What misuse? Dr. Gordon is correct when explaining that the tree of life (phylogeny) may have various “roots” and not a single starting point.

      21 hours ago
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    • maxximiliann

      The relatively sudden appearance of these diverse life forms is causing some evolutionary researchers to question the traditional version of Darwin's theory. For example, in an interview in 2008, evolutionary biologist Stuart Newman discussed the need for a new theory of evolution that could explain the sudden appearance of novel forms of life. He said: "The Darwinian mechanism that's used to explain all evolutionary change will be relegated, I believe, to being just one of several mechanisms-maybe not even the most important when it comes to understanding macroevolution, the evolution of major transitions in body type


      Source : Archaeology, "The Origin of Form Was Abrupt Not Gradual," by Suzan Mazur. October 11. 2008 - Interview on http://www.archaeology.org/online/interviews/newman.html

      21 hours ago
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    • maxximiliann

      "I am a religious person and I believe in God. I find the militant atheism of some evolutionary biologists ill-reasoned and childish, and most importantly unscientific -- crucially, faith should not be subject to scientific justification." - Henry Gee

      21 hours ago
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    • newjaninev2

      Max, do you seriously think that today’s scientists are still working with some pristine version of what Darwin wrote more than 150 years ago? Darwin developed his work from a limited (by today’s standards) range of fossils and with no knowledge of genetics. Given those limitations of the base of knowledge with which he worked, his achievements are truly extraordinary.
      Today, we are knee-deep in fossils, and we have a comprehensive (and rapidly expanding) understanding of genetics. We know that gene flow, genetic drift, and recombination can contribute to biological change… obviously, you didn’t get the memo about that…. but so what? Evolution is probably not restricted to natural selection. Big deal! This does not make Darwin wrong in any way, it does not remove the primacy of natural selection, and it does nothing to evolution except strengthen our confidence in it.
      Have you spoken with Dr. Newman about how you are representing his words? i would be interested to see his response... so much so that i have just now sent him an e-mail and asked for his comments, which, if he assents, i will share with you in their entirety should he be so kind as to respond.

      20 hours ago
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    • maxximiliann

      As many, many reputed scientists in many, many different fields have confirmed through evidence (and I keep showing you deary), gradualism is a canard. That you conveniently gloss over this fact doesn't change it or make it go away.

      Without gradualism evolution is as viable as a flying invisible pink unicorn ... without a brain.

      Although I imagine you could always try to bring back Lamarckism, Telegony. Alchemy or Emication. After all, many unbiased scientists are working so very hard to resurrect the dead, and inane, theory of Spontaneous Generation (reincarnated as Abiogenesis).

      As far as any supposed genetic evidence that purportedly shows common descent, drawing dogmatic conclusions based on just 0.0025% of all available genetic evidence is a grossly fallacious Dicto Simpliciter. It's poor reasoning like this which led sooooo many scientists in the past to arrogantly proclaim canards as truth.

      Think Alchemy, Neptunism, the geocentric universe, Spontaneous Generation, Lamarckism, Emication, the existence of the planet Vulcan, Lysenkoism, Gradualism, Trepanation, Miasma theory of disease, Telegony, the expanding earth, the existence of Phlogiston, martian canals, Luminiferous Aether, the Steady State Theory, Cold Fusion, Hollow Earth Theory and Phrenology.

      Just another case of the blind leading the blind ...

      19 hours ago
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    • MasterLee

      Well your attempt to lead the blind, being blind. Partially right.

      19 hours ago
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    • newjaninev2

      Oh gosh, we haven't had a copy-paste recycling of this since 8 March... are you on a 10 week cycle, Max?
      Mind you, extracts have shown up periodically during that interval... filler, i suppose

      17 hours ago
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    • newjaninev2

      Of course, that does explain the disconnect between my post and your reply... the constraints of scheduling, i take it?

      17 hours ago
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    • maxximiliann

      @Janine

      Argumentum ad lapidem. Your argument's been gutted for, without gradualism macroevolution, is a pipe dream.

      16 hours ago
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    • newjaninev2

      Max, i’ve noticed that your claims to have overturned gradualism (still no letter from the Nobel Committee?) often centre around the incomplete fossil record.
      Last week i dealt with your misapprehension about this, but on the assumption that you did not read it, I will repeat salient parts of my earlier comment:
      ...fossilisation is staggeringly rare. What you are asking for ... is something that we would not (repeat: not) expect to happen given the physical realities of our planet. In fact, a complete and unbroken record would be indicative of a hoax!
What we do see, from older strata towards more recent strata, is a steady change towards 'modern' forms. What we never see is a 'modern' rabbit (as an example) suddenly appearing in fossils formed, say, 60 million years ago. 
...If a bloodhound follows your scent for 5 kilometres and finally tracks you down to where you are, that hound has not detected your scent on every millimetre of ground over which it followed you, but it still finds you... and it would be just as effective if it started from where you are and followed the scent back to where you were. You could try telling the judge that the bloodhound did not find your scent on every millimetre of the five kilometres, and that not every available scent molecule entered the dog's nose... you could try.
      On 5 March and again last week: “The fossil record, which is supposed to show a series of infinitesimally gradual changes from one being to another over the course of millions of years…"
      No, it’s not supposed to show that.
      From last week: "...we should have millions upon millions of examples of chimerical plants and animals. The fact that these are notably lacking is clear evidence that gradualism - and macroevolution by extension - are canards."
      No, we shouldn’t have those examples, and no, it isn’t any sort of evidence.

      10 hours ago
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    • maxximiliann

      Steady change, you say?

      “Instead of finding the gradual [steady] unfolding of life,” say evolutionary paleontologists like David M. Raup, “what geologists of Darwin’s time, and geologists of the present day actually find is a highly uneven or jerky record; that is, species appear in the sequence very suddenly, show little or no change during their existence in the record, then abruptly go out of the record.”

      "The fossil record - in defiance of Darwin's whole idea of gradual [steady] change - often makes great leaps from one form to the next. Far from the display of intermediates to be expected from slow advance through natural selection many species appear without warning, persist in fixed form and disappear, leaving no descendants. Geology assuredly does not reveal any finely graduated organic chain, and this is the most obvious and gravest objection which can be urged against the theory of evolution.” (Almost Like a Whale, p. 252)"

      “If life had evolved into its wondrous profusion of creatures little by little, Dr. Eldredge argues, then one would expect to find fossils of transitional creatures which were a bit like what went before them and a bit like what came after [chimerical]. But no one has yet found any evidence of such transitional creatures. This oddity has been attributed to gaps in the fossil record which gradualists expected to fill when rock strata of the proper age had been found. In the last decade, however, geologists have found rock layers of all divisions of the last 500 million years and ** no transitional forms ** were contained in them. If it is not the fossil record which is incomplete then it must be the theory.” (The Guardian Weekly)

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  • 777heaven

    "O that cunning plan of the evil one! O the vainness, and the frailties, and the foolishness of men! When they are learned they think they are wise, and they hearken not unto the counsel of God, for they set it aside, supposing they know of themselves, wherefore, their wisdom is foolishness and it profiteth them not. And they shall perish.

    But to be learned is good IF they hearken unto the counsels of God."

    2 Nephi 9:28-29
    The Book of Mormon

    1 day ago
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    • MasterLee

      There are other quotes of more merit on this thread, not the religious ones.

      1 day ago
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    • 777heaven

      Really? Where?

      19 hours ago
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    • MasterLee

      you need to open your mind and stop hating humanity.

      19 hours ago
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    • 777heaven

      LOL.....ME? What a silly boy you are....

      18 hours ago
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    • MasterLee

      I am serious. You are delusional and need help. Seek now.

      18 hours ago
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    • 777heaven

      ;)

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  • eusarian

    One major flaw in your origional post here, as regards this, is your total lie, that the bible is an unchanged document. You do realise that the book you read, called the bible, does not say that which you believe it says?: I am engaged to a man, who is a theologian. I can't particularly remember the vastly mind boring details of every word within the book, but I do recall that there are so many descrepancies between differnt versions, even if you are reading the actual* bibles (the latin and greek language versions, not the bastardised 'English versions), as to make the meaning, of many sentances, and indeed, therefore verses and 'books', entirely differnt, depending on which version you are reading. There is, (one I do recall), for example, a huge variation in the way in which the first sentence of the first paragraph of the book of Genisis can be read, translated, or interpurited. With such a huge 'chinese whisper' effect, down the years (I have not even mentioned all the obvious mistakes in transcription which are known of, and which still get repeated in various moden days versions of the books in English), how much of these badly translated, poorly trnscribed, often much 'filled in', sometimes abscent, writings can we trust? They are just words.

    1 day ago
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    • MasterLee

      And in many cases, not very good ones.

      1 day ago
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    • maxximiliann

      @Eusarian

      Were you aware that there are literally ** thousands ** of ancient Bible manuscripts - in the original Hebrew, Aramaic and Koine - available today in museums the world over? In fact, no other ancient writings are as well attested to as the Bible's. When you compare these manuscripts to modern Bibles it's unmistakable how accurately these render the ancient texts. As such, any fears of tampering or errata are unwarranted.

      As far as the genuine Bible canon is concerned, the "Protestant" canon agrees more with the very first Bible, The Tanakh, than with the Catholic and Orthodox canons. This is significant because The Tanakh is decidedly older than the Catholic and Orthodox canons making these illegitimate adulterations of the Bible.

      1 day ago
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    • MasterLee

      ...and the Koran, just had a different editor, as did the Torah, etc. It was just what they chose in 325 CE to include. Then the translations, mistranslations, next thing you know we have to include other religious stories like virgin birthing from Mithra, and various Sumerian writings about a 'noah' etc etc and whatever we need to include to pacify the masses at that time.Religion is a tool designed to control the ignorant. Doing a good job on max.

      1 day ago
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    • maxximiliann

      Yes, the ignorant such as these unbelievable ignorant men -

      "A little knowledge of science makes man an atheist, but an in-depth study of science makes him a believer in God." - Francis Bacon

      “The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.”

      “In the history of science, ever since the famous trial of Galileo, it has repeatedly been claimed that scientific truth cannot be reconciled with the religious interpretation of the world. Although I am now convinced that scientific truth is unassailable in its own field, I have never found it possible to dismiss the content of religious thinking as simply part of an outmoded phase in the consciousness of mankind, a part we shall have to give up from now on. Thus in the course of my life I have repeatedly been compelled to ponder on the relationship of these two regions of thought, for I have never been able to doubt the reality of that to which they point.”

      –Werner Heisenberg, who was awarded the 1932 Nobel Prize in Physics for the creation of quantum mechanics (which is absolutely crucial to modern science).

      “Those who say that the study of science makes a man an atheist must be rather silly.”

      –Nobel Prize winning physicist Max Born, who was instrumental in the development of quantum mechanics.

      “I believe that the more thoroughly science is studied, the further does it take us from anything comparable to atheism.”

      “If you study science deep enough and long enough, it will force you to believe in God.”

      –Lord William Kelvin, who was noted for his theoretical work on thermodynamics, the concept of absolute zero and the Kelvin temperature scale based upon it.

      “Science is incompetent to reason upon the creation of matter itself out of nothing. We have reached the utmost limit of our thinking faculties when we have admitted that because matter cannot be eternal and self-existent it must have been created.”

      –Physicist and mathematician James Clerk Maxwell, who is credited with formulating classical electromagnetic theory and whose contributions to science are considered to be of the same magnitude to those of Einstein and Newton.

      Oh and, btw, did you know that, according to a recent Pew survey, 51% of scientists abjure the philosophy of Atheism? (http://www.pewforum.org/Science-and-Bioethics/Scientists-and-Belief.aspx) Go figure! :)

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    • newjaninev2

      No Max, we didn't know that, because the last time you offered this recycled claim, Ovy118 pointed out to you (6 days ago) that it's incorrect (and i'm being kind in that describing it as such). Nevertheless, here it is again... your willingness to waste people's time is quite astonishing!

      21 hours ago
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    • maxximiliann

      @Janine

      Was I addressing you?

      19 hours ago
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    • MasterLee

      I realize you are outwitted by a chair max but janine is being kind to you.

      19 hours ago
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    • newjaninev2

      Assuming two options, and having to guess, i'm going to go with 'yes, you were addressing me'

      14 hours ago
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    • maxximiliann

      @Janine

      No, I wasn't addressing you but Eusarian.

      Had I been addressing you I would have included your name in my rejoinder.

      Next time, wait your turn.

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    • MasterLee

      You are quite pompous maxxy. My my my.

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  • MasterLee

    "Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them." -Steve Eley

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  • MasterLee

    "Atheism leaves a man to his sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to repudiation, all which may be guides to an outward moral virtue...but superstition dismounts all these, and erecteth an absolute monarchy in the minds of men." -Sir Francis Bacon

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  • MasterLee

    "The idea of God implies the abdication of human reason and justice; it is the most decisive negation of human liberty." -Mikhail Bakunin

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  • MasterLee

    "There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith." -Woody Allen

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  • MasterLee

    "All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few." -Stendhal (1783-1842)

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  • MasterLee

    "If you tell a child 'God made the world' he will usually ask 'Then who made God?' If we reply, as the catechism states, 'No one made God. He always was,' then why couldn't we just say that about the world in the first place." -Marian Noel Sherman (1892-1975)

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  • MasterLee

    "Religions are like fireflies. They require darkness in order to shine." -Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1931)

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  • MasterLee

    "When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me." -Emo Phillips

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  • MasterLee

    “Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.” -John Burroughs

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  • MasterLee

    “The very concept of sin comes from the Bible. Christianity offers to solve a problem of its own making! Would you be thankful to a person who cut you with a knife in order to sell you a bandage?” -Dan Barker

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  • MasterLee

    “This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it!” -John Adams

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  • MasterLee

    “I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.” -Richard Dawkins

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  • MasterLee

    “If your right eye offends you, pluck it out. If your right arm offends you, cut it off. And if reason offends you, become a Catholic”-Heinrich Heine (1797-1856), German-Jewish Poet

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  • MasterLee

    “[Religion is] an attempt to find an out where there is no door.” -Albert Einstein

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  • MasterLee

    “If there was a God, I’d still have both nuts.” -Lance Armstrong

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  • MasterLee

    "Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law." -Thomas Jefferson

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  • MasterLee

    "But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."-Thomas Jefferson

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  • MasterLee

    "What happens when we're dead? The irony is that all our questions wil be answered after we die. We spend our whole life trying to figure out the truth and the only way we'll find out what it is, is to get hit by a bus. And the only comfort that religion offers is that God is driving that bus." - John Ryman

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    • 777heaven

      What a sad way to spend this limited existence. How many miracles will you require before you believe what is right in front of you? and I am not referring to ....oh...never mind....

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    • MasterLee

      Just one. Just have your invisible unicorn come see me during office hours.

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    • 777heaven

      LOL..and have you Dominate him with DUnkin Domestic DoughnutS And Discipline him with "I Am Master..Obey me Now!". LOL.. Nawh.. But thankS for the entertainment.

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    • MasterLee

      Interesting viewpoint there. You wish me to dominate your skydaddy and discipline him? You are a strange person indeed. I guess your childish view is mildly amusing, kind of like when a child farts in the bathtub and giggles.

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    • 777heaven

      My 'skydaddy'? Whoops. Silly me. I Thought we were discussing my pet unicorn...

      1 day ago
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    • MasterLee

      Or your invisible friend, or the FSM, or whatever invisible, unprovable, creature you wish to subject to your interpretation of 'god'.

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    • 777heaven

      LOL...oh my goodness! Mercy me!! We are talking about God now? Boy I sure missed your invisible, unprovable boat. Thank goodness I can rely upon God and have no need to rely upon ... um let's see...Thomas Jefferson? Lance Armstrong? ROFLOL. Lance Armstrong...now THAT was funny.

      1 day ago
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    • MasterLee

      The bible sure is funny, I will give you that.

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    • 777heaven

      Wow....Um...guess what. Neither Thomas Jefferson nor Lance Armstrong are in the Bible.

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    • MasterLee

      Thankfully.

      19 hours ago
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    • 777heaven

      NO KIDDING!

      5 hours ago
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    • MasterLee

      Yes Thomas Jefferson was a much more valuable person as a real individual than a character in a story.

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  • maxximiliann

    The Case For The Necessary Existence Of God

    http://bit.ly/1197U6R

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  • 777heaven

    ROFLOL...

    Nawh....you boys got Max all wrong....I too was deluded once upon a time about him....But I've come to learn otherwise. WISDOM and Intelligence .....a rare combination...yet two that Max possesses in abundance. I like him.

    1 day ago
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    • maxximiliann

      Ahhh, you're so sweet :*

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    • MasterLee

      The blind leading the blind example.

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    • 777heaven

      Hmph..I can tell you right here, right now that as long as a blind man loves and serves God and his fellow men, you can bet your next Dunkin Doughnut that I would follow his example. :P

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    • MasterLee

      Blasphemy.

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    • maxximiliann

      Careful with this one 7, he gets off on beating women.

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    • MasterLee

      According you max, and we all know his inclinations to murder.

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    • maxximiliann

      No, according to your own confessions, pig.

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    • MasterLee

      I am a Human being. I realize you do not know science at all. Let me help:

      Kingdom: Animalia
      Phylum: Chordata
      Subphylum: Vertebrata
      Class: Mammalia
      Subclass: Theria
      Infraclass: Eutheria
      Order: Primates
      Suborder: Anthropoidea
      Superfamily: Hominoidea
      Family: Hominidae
      Genus: Homo
      Species: sapiens

      a pig is:

      Kingdom: Animalia
      Phylum: Chordata
      Class: Mammalia
      Subclass: Theria
      Infraclass: Eutheria
      Order: Artiodactyla
      Family: Suidae
      Subfamily: Suinae
      Genus: Sus

      Thanks to Darwin and others, we know how to classify these things.

      If we relied on your bible, we would think incorrectly that bats were birds.

      QED the men who wrote the bible were wrong, or your skydaddy was wrong. Either proves religion cannot be trusted.

      So try to educate yourself before trying to classify things.

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    • maxximiliann

      I wasn't referencing your jelly doughnut filled belly.

      You're a pig because of your filthy, disgusting, violent, misogynistic, degenerate habits, that's why.

      17 hours ago
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    • maxximiliann

      Oh and immoral. Forgot to add immoral.

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    • newjaninev2

      Can't classify Max, though... he has assured me that referring to him as a primate is "rude and obnoxious" (to Max, i assume). Unfortunately, he hasn't offered any information on which order would soothe his sensibilities.

      8 hours ago
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    • MasterLee

      If they every finally figure out the scientific classification for the sheer magnitude of stupidity through religion, I hope they seek out max as the mascot.

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    • 777heaven

      I am aware of that Max. I thank Heaven above for the men in my life who are men enough to protect women. And also for their career choices to investigate and arrest, to prosecute and even to testify in Federal Courts against abusers, drug dealers and murderers. But my respect for them doesn't derive from the aforementioned, but rather on their faith, obedience and commitment to God. In so doing, they have become men of strength ... in every meaning of the word.

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    • MasterLee

      Well since I do not eat donuts, and you totally (not unusual) misunderstood the whole concept, you have a very flawed (as usual) argument. But I realize it made you feel good inside to attempt to insult me but you failed. (As always)

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  • Ovy118

    I got it!.....I got it!............Max is not a real person! Max is a computer program written and let loose by a consortium including the Jehovah's Witness's and various other fundamentalist christian groups. The program's task is to parse key words from various atheist posts, then search the web sites of "The Watchtower" first, and then similar sites for text and paste it back to the forums. The code is poorly written, which explains the bewildering disconnect often seen between the post queried and the response posted by "MAX" (Messed-up Android Christian). It's a conspiracy!!

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    • BladerunnerJim

      I think you are right? The consensus among myself and my friends was that he was an atheist trying to turn undecided people into an atheist or a writer for The Onion.

      I think you may have a better handle on this than I.

      Brilliant!

      3 days ago
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    • MasterLee

      Awesome

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  • BladerunnerJim

    PLEASE LEAVE MAXI ALONE! I HAVE FOUND THE TRUTH!

    If you wonder why Maxi won't respond to your questions directly, it is because he is on a mission from god (que in dark sunglasses, fedora, undertaker suits and Blues Brother theme) and his time is too valuable to waste with you and your sophist arguments.

    Still I, as a newly converted disciple and freshly lobotomized, convert to Maxi's worldview and faith have magnanimously decided to tell take up his err... cross and continue to witness to you.

    First some ground rules:

    1) You are an atheist and thus "cannot fully understand" the will of god, his bible and its intricacies. So you must take Maxi's or anyone that knows the one true god's view (like me) on these things. Don't panic we are here to help!

    1a) STOP pointing out the flip flops when we (the chosen) say the bible is VERY clear and the direct word of god not to be parsed, except when it contradicts us, then the bible is a mysterious and intricate series of parables, symbolism. We know which one it is via divine guidance. Duh!

    2) Leave the bible to us and we will tell you what it says. As one of the (un)chosen you atheist are simply reading the wrong version of the "ultimate and unadulterated word of god"... We chosen have had the blessing of a deeper understanding that allows us to tell what the speaker/writer/committee was thinking. Once you are washed "in his blood" you will start to see "special versions" of the bible with footnotes which, by the miracle of divine guidance, are also infallible. I know you are maybe wondering, which style guide god prefers in his footnotes (the MIA or the Chicago style guide) but these too are the mysteries of our lord forever out of the reach of the mass murdering, pedophilloic atheist like yourself.

    3) We have divine logic which you must take on faith until you convert to our view (which normally happens when you get old or are diagnosed with a terminal disease. That is fine with us, you young people don't have a lot of money and your kids cry in church!). So please agree you will not point out basic inconsistencies with my logic, you must accept that they are not there. Trust me I know better since everyone that believes in god is smarter than you. This is why we are going to heaven and you are not!

    4) Although I will insult you and call you, in the most round about ways, truly vile things, please know that I say this with ONLY love in my heart for you. You are my brother or sister and not the terrible person that picks their nose, leaves the cap off the toothpaste, crosses against the light, talks on your cellphone at Starbucks and gets offended when I give you a scripture card instead of a tip... Uhhhh excuse me. OK, I am new at this unconditional love thing, but even if I don't love. Jesus does love you, this I know for the bible tells me so! :)

    I hope I have cleared this up for you.

    So now close your brains and open your hearts and for god's sake REPENT before it is too late!

    Finally, once my eloquent and irrefutable ministry has helped you see the one true way, I would ask you to tithe to me a small amount (say 15% of what you make or own) to my new ministry. Remember the bible says to tithe. :) I am thinking about calling it something catchy like:

    "The Church of the Previously Condemned Mass Murdering and Pedophilloic Atheists that have NOW Turned Off their Brains found God." Trust me (you have to since I am a man of god) It sounds better in Latin.

    Regardless, please send me 15% of everything you have through my PayPal at BrotherJimTheReformed@IamSmarterandBetterthanyou.com so I can continue my good works.

    Bless you,

    Jim
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    PS. Please don't actually send money to that address. I know only the "saved" would be gullible enough to do this but I do not want to me accused of raising funds for a religion at least until I have all of my 503c paperwork filed and I have recruited some celebrities to my church. :)

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  • BladerunnerJim

    A Suggestion Before Engaging Maxi in. Conversation:

    I recommend BEFORE you get into a conversation with Maxi you read through some threads of his here and other places.

    If you feel he will provide an intellectually honest conversation, not put words in your mouth, answers questions forthrightly, then engage. If you do not then maybe find another theist to trade ideas with.

    Maxi seems to think atheist experience groups are his pad.

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  • BladerunnerJim

    Maxi once again brings out a bunch of "bad" people to show how dangerous us atheist are. What is his point? That only atheists commit these acts? That the world should round up atheists and burn them at the stake to save the world? Why not? Some theists kill you for not being the right type of theist.

    Using some Maxian logic I can say:

    1) Atheists do bad things and are evil (please ignore the bad and evil subjectivity just find some things here the majority of the world considers bad and evil)

    2) Jim is an atheist

    3) Jim is a bad and evil person (killer is what he calls me)

    QED.

    Notice the supposition that the reason why all of these people did bad things was caused by the fact that they are atheists?

    Don't get me started on the theists that do bad things like say Hitler since Maxi will point out that they are the "wrong kind" of theist or were (gasp) closet atheists.

    We really need to tell Maxi to troll elsewhere. He is intellectually dishonest, won't answer questions he does not like (they are magically in another thread) and calls people like us a danger.

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    • maxximiliann

      @Killer Jim

      Tell me, what does the term "collateral damage" mean?

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    • BladerunnerJim

      Another non-answer

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    • MasterLee

      And an attack, you forgot to mention when he loses the argument he attacks people like a true xtain.

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    • BladerunnerJim

      Master Lee,

      I agree that Maxi likes to attack and call people and whole segments of the population names, but attack may be too strong. It is more like a yapping Chihuahua.

      My only worry is if Maxi thinks that god is whispering in his ear to do something about those atheists before they too head the way of mass murders or serial killers and we know all of them are atheists.

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      Why else would Maxi say, "Yes, live and let live, not like Danton, Lenin, Than Shwe, Stalin, Mengele, Mao, Kim Il Sung, Ceausescu, Honecker, Castro, Pol Pot, Broz Tito, Milosevic, Bonaparte, Mussolini and all the other oppressive, sadistic, mass murdering atheists who, collectively, butchered ***hundreds of millions*** of innocent men, women and children.

      Can you feel why Gnostic Atheism engenders such terror in the hearts and minds of others?"
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      So applying the school of "Maxium" logic:

      1) All mass murders are sadistic atheists (corralary anyone that accepts god has this auto objective moral compas and cannot be a mass murderer)

      2) God is a mass murderer of many innocient women and children many many times over

      3) Therefore GOD IS AN ATHEIST

      QED

      Who would have guessed it :)

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    • maxximiliann

      @Killer Jim

      I. You wonder why I address you as "Killer Jim", so answer, what does the term "collateral damage" mean?

      II. Prove God has killed innocents.

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    • Ovy118

      Trick question. To prove god killed innocents one would have to assume that a god exists - and it doesn't.

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    • BladerunnerJim

      Maxi is losing it. He cannot even tell when I am using Maxium logic.

      God did not kill anyone since he/it does not exist. Thank god he is in the clear on this one. Also god pretty much is not an atheist or anything else for that matter.

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    • maxximiliann

      @Killer Jim

      Toooo late! Trap's already sprung. You pontificated earlier, "God is a mass murderer of many innocient women and children many many times over."

      All I'm asking is that you prove your accusation with evidence. That, or retract it. The choice is yours.

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    • newjaninev2

      Wow, that takes me back! The last time i heard anything like that i was maybe 9 or 10 years old... the sort of puerile stuff we used to toss around at playtime... one of the little pleasures we give up when we become mature adults, i suppose

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    • newjaninev2

      Added to which, well, not much of a trap... Jim was actually detailing the conclusions that derive from what he called the school of "Maxium" logic... he was following a line of thought that originated in one of your statements. Why do you characterise this as 'pontificating', Max?

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    • BladerunnerJim

      Thankfully someone was able to explain it to you Maxi. Thank you newjainev2. Hopefully Maxi sees that if you start with a false supposition then all that follows is fallacious. Or maybe he does not.

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  • girvingtree

    Sounds like you have a lot of soul searching to do if you can spend this amount of time arguing this on EP.... Time to look within, you don't need prove or disprove anything to anyone..spend this time and effort on something worthwhile.

    3 days ago
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    • kitt5

      a voice of reason. live and let live. thanks girvingtree.

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    • maxximiliann

      Yes, live and let live, not like Danton, Lenin, Than Shwe, Stalin, Mengele, Mao, Kim Il Sung, Ceausescu, Honecker, Castro, Pol Pot, Broz Tito, Milosevic, Bonaparte, Mussolini and all the other oppressive, sadistic, mass murdering atheists who, collectively, butchered ***hundreds of millions*** of innocent men, women and children.

      Can you feel why Gnostic Atheism engenders such terror in the hearts and minds of others?

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    • newjaninev2

      For those just joining us... this is pretty much a standard copy-paste from Max. There's a lengthy thread below resulting from the last time he popped this up, so rather than waste your time on this rehash, you might like to just use 'Find' and work through the resultant discussion

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    • BladerunnerJim

      Without god to hold people in check they become mass murderers. So any good theists that were also mass murderers?

      Quick let's lock up the atheists! But first we need a religious test! We need to ensure these futures as murders do not hold office, teach kids, or vote.

      Lets make all atheists register and bring back the Scarlet A!

      Is this guy a hoot or what. Stay of those meds.

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    • MasterLee

      Problem is, most of his list are christian and some catholics. Maxxy likes to paint them as Athiests when they actually aren't because to admit they were does not fit into his agenda.

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    • maxximiliann

      @Killer Jim

      What else would you call the mass murder of innocent babies occurring the world over at the hands of atheists?

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    • MasterLee

      I am more concerned of the slaughter of innocents under the guise of a 'god' See: Hitler, Stalin, Bin Laden, etc.

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    • maxximiliann

      @Lee

      I. I too fear all those who worship Satan and act at his behest.

      II. Since we're on the subject, and especially as a father, the ever-growing adherence to atheism contributing to the rise in homosexual pedophiles is also very alarming.

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    • MasterLee

      Yes, catholic pedophiles are on the rise.

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  • JennaR

    This is an inappropriate place for your story and is against the rules of EP. Not cool

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