He Got Me Disfellowshipped... Pretty Ballsy...

RANDOM TRUE STORY......BBBEERRRRINGGGHA.... (mistake #1 never answer the phone if it's a strange NUMBAH)...
Hello?...
Hey, how are you? Just driving into work wanted to say hi...
(me) Hey how's it going...pauses.... "Who is this"....
(Dbag) It's D-Bag...
(face palm)...(me) oh What are you up to? ..
(d-bag - Working like crazy, What are you up to?) ...
(me) Worshiping Satan, What do you want?
(D-bag) Want to get some breakfast and hang out?...
(me) Not going to happen! Guess you should have thought about that before you ****** me over..
(Dbag) It's 50/50 thing...
(me) No it's stay out of my life and let me make my own decisions.
(Dbag) Want to get some breakfast, I miss you...
(Me) NO...
Silence...
(me) well Gotta go, CLICK.

(((6 months after the drama I get a booty call from Dbag... EPIC FAIL DUDE! )))
Derangedjdub Derangedjdub
36-40, F
1 Response Jan 12, 2013

You are hilarious.
And you write pretty good dialogue.