9 To 16 From Soft To Hard

Talk about a roller coaster. Up and down, up and down. One day encouraged, the next day discouraged.
Been reading some stories. As I am in,almost, constant PM, I like to read some of the stories at times. A lot of the stories are good and some could even be true. But the minute I get interested in a story  I'll se the words,"I then took my 8 inches,"or When she saw my 9 inch tool," or, "She grabbed my 7 1/2 inch." You get the picture.
Although, like most men, I wouldn't mind having a little extra I've always felt that I am lucky to,at least, be about average. Or so I thought. Now I'm begining to wonder. If all the men in these stories are from 7 1/2 to 9 inches, and this site is made up of a cross section of men from all over, maybe I did get the short end. The average male endowment is 8 1/4 inches acording to the stories that I've read. This is very discouraging. Or could some of these men be exagerating? Please let that be true. But then, if that part of the story isn't true, what about the rest of the story? But they have to be true because, as we all know, a man would never tell an untruth about anything involving sex. No wonder I get no response from women. They look at my profile photo's and immediately think, "That's all he has? Not even 7 1/2 inches?" I don't have a chance. Now I know the real reason my friend Karen only gave me hand jobs. It wasn't that she didn't want to ruin our friendship, but I just didn't have enough for a woman.
So I have decided that, instead of lying about my endowment, I will go to the European form of measurement. I will go metric (Forgive me Harley-Davidson). When asked about my endowment, I will tell them that I measure about 9 flacid and about 16 when aroused.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

P.S. Can anyone tell me if X-tenze really works?



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61-65, M
2 Responses May 7, 2012

Millimeters or centimeters?

I just have to say that I love this. In the stories i have written about my sex life, I just say big and thick. To some he might be small and to others he might be big, but I really don't think anyone needs to know about his size.