The 10 Commandments Republican Style

 "The Ten Commandments - Republican-Style"

I. Thou shalt talk about Christian principles, but not live by them. 

II. Thou shalt attack opponents personally when you can't win on policies. 

III. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, but be in favor of the death penalty. 

IV. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, and put guns in the hands of school 
children. 

V. Thou shalt give lip service to democracy while taking away civil 
liberties. 

VI. Profit is the Lord Thy God, thou shalt not put the people's interest 
above those of your corporate contributors. 

VII. Thou shalt make sure fetuses have health coverage, but leave children 
and babies behind. 

VIII. Thou shalt bear false witness against your opponents and liberals, and 
demonize them. 

IX. Thou shalt run on a moderate platform, then enact right-wing policies as 
soon as possible. 

X. Thou shalt call the media liberal, so that people forget that the media 
is owned by corporations with a conservative fiscal agenda


By the way....in case you didn't know,
Of course conservatives (thieves) love low income Americans, that`s why they made so many of them.
 

SpiceZ SpiceZ
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1 Response Jan 5, 2013

I LOVE this!