I Am Asked This Question Alot
1) have the doctors figured out what's wrong with you yet? (also manifests as 'still got the fever?' or 'are you feeling better yet?')
answer: no. (and 'yes' and 'no'.)
2) is that your natural hair colour?
answer: yes.
3) when are you planning on having kids?
answer: never.
4) why don't you want kids?
answer: variations on 'none of your business'
5) are we done with this piece of music? (i get asked this multiple times, every sunday)
answer: i have no idea. (i never know. why would i know? i'm not in charge!)
6) did you have kids' choir today? (i get asked this every wednesday)
answer: no. (i haven't done kids' choir in over a year)
7) what are you reading?
answer: this book i have in my hand.
8 and 9) where were you born?
answer: here.
follow up question: but you don't have an accent!?!
answer: sorry?
10) are you swedish/german/dutch/icelandic/albino?
answer: nope. just delightfully pale.
11) did you braid your hair yourself?
answer: yes. (who do you think braided it, my husband? my cat?)