I'm British

BUT, my great great great etc etc grandfather, William Dampier discovered your land...therefore, I own you lot, and your crappy land.

so bow before me and I may kiss your hand.

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9 Responses Feb 13, 2009

Dampier was Dutch... You being a Pom means that your descendantcy from Dampier must have been illegitimate therefore we spurn your claim....

I SAY OLD SPORT I WILL REQUIRE A LOOK AT YOUR PASSPORT AND FAMILY TREE ..... ENGLISH.... I HAVE SEEN PROUDER ENGLISH MUFFINS!........ THE FRENCH????????

why citysleeper...what have we done to offend you so

good point meow...you and bettys comments are so clever and witty ........citysleeper continues to show what a true idiot he is...i'd much rather be an uncouth barbarian than a pompous ***...<br />
hey i wonder if thats why we call the english, poms and pommies....i reckon it is lmao<br />
the only good thing that came here from england was the convicts...<br />
cheers

I SAY OLD CHAP I UNDERSTAND YOU KEEPING THAT OLD BOY DAMPIERS END UP BUT YOUR LETTING THE SIDE DOWN DONT ENGAGE THESE UNCOUTH BARBARIANS IN RESPECTABLE CONVERSATION.REMEMBER YOUR CUT FROM FINER CLOTH THEN THEM.

William Dampier was dutch wasn't he? and he discovered the pretty hostile parts of WA, decided that this place was shithouse and left. he didn't even WANT DIBS! so you lose. <br />
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And how does someone 'discover' something that's inhabited anyway?

I'm with Jinda...you can kiss my arse!

I was going to say so much, but,I cut it to a few!<br />
<br />
'We love football, meat pies,Kangroos and Holden Cars<br />
<br />
Who else can say that!<br />
also,...........<br />
1/'Fosters<br />
2/. Coopers ...The best BREWERY in the world!<br />
3/. MATESHIP!!.....No COMMENT<br />
4/. THE ANZACS<br />
<br />
I won't go on!!

yeah il bow before you but il be facing the other way so you can 'kiss my arse' <br />
the british....you own nothin mate, only the guilt and shame of your ancestors cowardly, illegal and slaughterous invasion of our land <br />
you need to read "a fatal shore" <br />
your country was in such a mess cos the rich took everything the poor had.... even farming land...and these pompous gits didnt even know how to farm...the whole country was starving and cold...totally mis-managed<br />
and by the way arthur phillip sailed back to england with his tail between his legs with all his military might he could not defeat the great aboriginal warrior "pemulwuy"....<br />
i think you should read the history before you start making offensive jokes...<br />
i love the humourous banter between us and you poms<br />
but your attempt is just not funny