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I Am Azorian

Ok, Here's My True Confess...

By: sweetd
Written on September 3rd, 2007
Ok, here's my true confession -I'm from another planet. The planet AZORIA!! I walk amongst you humans and nobody knows I'm different until I take off my shoes. When that happens my big toe gives me away, I mean literally. It speaks. It says things like; "I have an itch I just can't scratch." Things like that...
By: sweetd
Age: 56-60 , Female
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  • LylaRocks
    LylaRocks

    LOL well thats the government for you. They conspire against us all!

    Nov 26, 2007
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  • sweetd
    sweetd

    I'm friendly until the Government tries to capture me for their studies and experiments. When I first came here to earth I could only say "hello" in all languages. Now look at me, I can speak fluent English and type in a computer ta da!!

    Nov 25, 2007
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  • LylaRocks
    LylaRocks

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO When are you going back to Azoria I wanna go! I just hope you're friendly! ;)

    Oct 28, 2007
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  • Mountainman923518
    Mountainman923518

    ah-h-h-h an between em what da they say.hahahahaa

    Dx

    Thing are lookin up!

    Sep 21, 2007
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