That's what I say! What the hell is so wrong with being a loser? I was born a loser, I've been a loser all my life, and I'll die a loser! I don't care anymore. In fact, I embrace my loserness! It's amazing how free you become when you do, because then you don't care about anything and nothing bothers you. Debt ceiling? Who gives a ****? I'm going to the movies! Healthy eating? **** that! I'm eating potato chips! No woman? I'd rather jerk off to Japanese ****! Hoorah!