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I Am Being Lied to On a Daily Basis

I Am Being Lied to On the Internet!!

By: MDisAwesome
Written on July 7th, 2008

I visit a web forum called "Utopia"

Every single day I visit the forum I'm lied to through meme's and code talk that I don't understand! I'm very scared but my computer auto set it as my home page and won't let me change it -- I've tried reinstalling Windows but there is no escape..

All I understand about the forum is that Mad Doggie is going to be Mod in 2008 and a cyborg named "OMAC" is planning to assymilate all of its current members in the next few months.

By: MDisAwesome
Age: 22-25
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  • CuteCulumon
    CuteCulumon

    Hmmm... that site sounds really, really evil. You sure that you format your computer? Perhaps, anti-spyware would work?

    May 16, 2009
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  • MDisAwesome
    MDisAwesome

    Oh noe!

    I took your advice and I put it in the freezer again since I think you all can look at this objectively, but I don't think it's working -- now there's a thread in the forum that is debating about nothing! It's like a non-funny or darkly funny Seinfeld episode; they're getting so far off topic that they're debating *Semantics*!!

    Jul 8, 2008
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  • deemoney
    deemoney

    Your computer has been taken over by 1337 H4xx0R5!

    Maybe you should try the freezer again.

    Jul 8, 2008
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  • MDisAwesome
    MDisAwesome

    I think I'm being lied to because I've asked for computer help and their only suggestions are "Take it to UP" -- which I've tried doing -- and also "put it in the freezer" which didn't help, and someone said that I should kill myself, but if I did that how would I check the results to see if it worked? They said that these are the best methods but I get the feeling that all the barrel rolls are at my expense..

    Jul 7, 2008
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  • ag123
    ag123

    Kill your computer. Then kill your TV. You will be much happier and much freer. And you will then know a lot more about what lies are.

    Jul 7, 2008
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