Just Ask My Girlfriend Or My Ex-girlfriend (who Set Me Up With My Current One)

Yes. I was wondering if somebody was going to bring up something like this. I mean, I hear people say "I'm horny", all the time. But I think that my inclination to have sex, **********, engage in masochistic sessions of self pleasuring, watch ****, comment and critique ****, study fetish, try to hook up... I think you get my point. I would consider myself way past normal, or even crazy horny.

Things I do regularly, if not on a daily basis include:
-wear nipple clamps... to the store... or on the bus, or while riding my bike
-use vibrators (on the genitals, nipple clamps, or anally...or all three)
-recharge 4-6 AA or AAA Batteries (rechargeable, of course)
-clean toys and bondage gear
-**********
-am late to lunch, work, or a date with your significant other because of ************.
-beg girlfriend for sex and/or dirty texts instructing me to violate and pleasure myself
-****** & *********.... maybe twice


Things I do fairly often, maybe once a week include:
-get laid or "lay myself hardcore"
-****** & ********* 3 or 4 times in a night (24 hr period)
-sexually get involved with someone over the internet (discussing, chatting, exchange pics and or video)
- go shopping and walk the aisles at a regular retail pharmacy or grocery store thinking "what could i shove up my ***, clamp onto my nipples, or restrain myself with"
-set aside money to take girlfriend shopping for clothes, get her nails done, etc..
-beg ex-girlfriend for sex and/or dirty texts instructing me to violate and pleasure myself
-miss a meal, work, (or sometimes a date with my girlfriend) because of ************

And, well, perhaps monthly
-go to the adult book store and/or order toys online... because i broke or wore out the last one and i "really need at least three working vibes": one electric, and two battery
-go to a fetish function or play party
-contact a Mistress and beg for Her association
-go out in public with a butt plug in place for 12 to 24 hours.
-try something really freaky
-take a day off from being horny (naaww, just kidding)
-"Really get it good"... in a bondage/sex/S and M scenario from my girlfriend (and lately my ex too) and are physically, emotionally, and spiritually shaken yet fortified by the experience and feel like a million bucks.

Well? To the 60 or 70 odd members of this group, i ask of you...

Am I beyond horny and welcome within Your ranks?

And if any of the female members of the group want to text me and command me to do something dirty (or if any of my fellow dudes wants to suggest something), I would really dig it and think you're pretty damn nice (and cool in my book)
johnnybliss johnnybliss
41-45, M
2 Responses Aug 12, 2010

Thanks for pointing that out, i guess it was late and i skimped on the editing. But if You would like me to, I'd be more than happy to ride Your bike with my nipple clamps on.

wait, you wear nipple clamps riding MY bike?? o_o