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I Am Bluffin With My Muffin

Lady Gaga - Poker Face

By: DrewBerry
Written on April 4th, 2009
By: DrewBerry
Age: 46-50 , Female
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  • scofra9

    I would say she's teasing with her t____. or could be a lesbian reference

    Dec 15, 2010
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  • belgarion

    In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, when asked about the meaning of the line "bluffin' with my muffin", Gaga explained that it really was a metaphor for her vulva.





    "Obviously, it's my *****'s poker face! I took that line from another song I wrote but never released, called 'Blueberry Kisses.' It was about a girl singing to her boyfriend about how she wants him to go down on her, and I used the lyric. [Gaga sings] 'Blueberry kisses, the muffin man misses them kisses'."

    Nov 21, 2010
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  • DrewBerry

    ha ha - i bet they were pretty funny with all the comments from deleted profiles missing.

    Jun 27, 2010
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  • DrewBerry

    ha ha - I know AmericanGuy. I was just being facetious.



    :))

    Jun 27, 2010
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  • amerguy113

    In the video she puts her hand on her crotch when she says the word muffin. I don't think it's too hard to figure out what she is refering to.

    Jun 27, 2010
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  • mewold

    My snake is being refurbished and won't respond to much for a while. But It will come back slick and shiney.

    Sep 15, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    LOL Mewold... I see a new reality show in the making



    ~ Snakes Gone Wild ~

    Sep 12, 2009
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  • mewold

    Well, my muffin, while still not bluffin, is under new management and no longer under my control. Hopefully, this will be only for a very limited time.

    Sep 11, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    Wow SW - you sound like you have insider information into the songwriters mind.... an interesting perspective, but I think it just means she's a C*ck Tease.... for us simpler minds.

    Sep 12, 2009
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  • mewold

    Myhammie is getting kind of stale, I sorry to say.

    Aug 21, 2009
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  • sensuouswaves

    "Bluffin with my muffin" is an expression she uses that means fantasizing about others while engaging in various sexual acts with the guy she's with. He may believe she's in love with him, while she may be thinking about other guys or even more probably, other women, while making out, while engaged in oral copulation, or while making love.

    Aug 20, 2009
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  • mewold

    Yup,

    May 12, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    You DIDN'T JUST GO THERE!!! Oh NO!

    May 12, 2009
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  • mewold

    They call me the muffin man.

    May 12, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    Oh how I'd like to See your MyHammy, but This girls is FOLDING!

    ~ ain't bluffin' with my muffin ~

    May 12, 2009
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  • mewold

    I'll see your McGriddle and raise you a eggs over myhammy.

    May 12, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    LOL SafeContest - VERY RUDE!@!@!@!@!



    ~ I see your egg & bacon bun and raise you a McGriddle ~

    May 12, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    She is quite the entertainer.. I saw her on American Idol first and then on YouTube... Not exactly the girl next door, but I was entertained..



    Are you not entertainted? --> Thats for you MADMAXIMUS

    Apr 28, 2009
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  • mewold

    I would love to try one........

    Apr 17, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    It reminds me of that song when I was a teenager by Elton John - THE ***** IS BACK. I can remember sitting in the back of moms taxi singing that song at the top of my lungs. Mom never said a word - God Bless Her!



    Good one Mewold. Do you like Drewberries too?

    Apr 17, 2009
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  • mewold

    I love muffins, both blueberry and the other type. I'n not bluffin.

    Apr 17, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    ha ha Joonie - there's something about that song that is so fun and funky. I was hooked on it long before I listened to the actual lyrics.... and by then it was too late.

    tee hee - a guilty pleasure.



    ~ can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read by POKER FACE ~

    Apr 17, 2009
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  • joon

    I just listened to this song yesterday, and now I can't get it out my mind. Even on the bus I had to stop myself from humming it.

    Apr 16, 2009
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  • mells

    well slap my face and call me a lesbian (oh wait iam a lesbian) i like to eat my g.fs muffin he he he.

    Apr 5, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    That is the question of the day mells...

    Apr 5, 2009
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  • mells

    Thats ok iam stuffing my g.f s muffin oh wait you mean the kind of muffin you eat OR-DO-YOUUUUU.

    Apr 5, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    I'm confused and i want a muffin.. truly.



    Hi Max!

    Apr 4, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    Good point Ballz! I'll remember that next time he says it... which will be in about..



    three... two... one...



    ~ whoop there it is ~

    Apr 4, 2009
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  • DrewBerry

    Um... another good Show Tune Arorin.. thanks for sharing.



    It is kind of catchy isn't it Flours?

    Apr 4, 2009
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  • ballznbattz

    It could be worse, the song could be "I'm Buffin my muffin". Try explaining that to your 13 year old.

    Apr 4, 2009
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