I Am Bored So I'll Answer These Questions
I saw this list on some chicks' story, don't whether this is the intended list or not nor do I give a ****. I decided to be an *** with the answers. Why? Because I can:
1. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? Yeah while her husband isn't in the vicinity.
2. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? A bloody mary right out of the womb
3. What was your FIRST job? Blow and I was the one paid.
4. What was your FIRST car? A Ferrari
5. Who was the FIRST person to text you today? Jesus
6. Who was the FIRST person you thought of this morning? Me
7. Who was your FIRST teacher? Mr. Garrison
8. Where was your FIRST plane ride to? The side of the Twin Towers
9. Who was your FIRST best friend and do you still talk? *Stalk
10. Where was your FIRST sleepover? Neverland Ranch
11. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? "The Voices" I hear.
12. Whose wedding were you in for the FIRST time? Yours.
13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? ***********
14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? Ice Cube
15. What was your FIRST broken bone? Femur
16. What was your FIRST piercing? My ****, I heard a tongue piecing enhanced the blow job I wanted to know if piercing your head added anything.
17. First foreign country you've ever gone to? Pakistan.
18. FIRST movie you remember seeing? A real XXX bad *****.
19. When was your first detention? 7.
20. Who was your FIRST roommate? My lawyer had advised against disclosing that.
21. If you had one wish, what would it be? A big enough *** for the whole world to kiss
22. What is something you would learn if you had the chance? How to uz coect grammer right.
23. Did you marry the FIRST person to ask your hand in marriage? Who asked you to marry? Yes.
24. What was the FIRST sport you were involved in? MMA
25. What were the FIRST lessons you ever took? How to knock over a liquor store 101
26. What is the FIRST thing you do when you get home? Take a shower to clear the evidence and or visible DNA.
1. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? Yeah while her husband isn't in the vicinity.
2. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? A bloody mary right out of the womb
3. What was your FIRST job? Blow and I was the one paid.
4. What was your FIRST car? A Ferrari
5. Who was the FIRST person to text you today? Jesus
6. Who was the FIRST person you thought of this morning? Me
7. Who was your FIRST teacher? Mr. Garrison
8. Where was your FIRST plane ride to? The side of the Twin Towers
9. Who was your FIRST best friend and do you still talk? *Stalk
10. Where was your FIRST sleepover? Neverland Ranch
11. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? "The Voices" I hear.
12. Whose wedding were you in for the FIRST time? Yours.
13. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? ***********
14. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? Ice Cube
15. What was your FIRST broken bone? Femur
16. What was your FIRST piercing? My ****, I heard a tongue piecing enhanced the blow job I wanted to know if piercing your head added anything.
17. First foreign country you've ever gone to? Pakistan.
18. FIRST movie you remember seeing? A real XXX bad *****.
19. When was your first detention? 7.
20. Who was your FIRST roommate? My lawyer had advised against disclosing that.
21. If you had one wish, what would it be? A big enough *** for the whole world to kiss
22. What is something you would learn if you had the chance? How to uz coect grammer right.
23. Did you marry the FIRST person to ask your hand in marriage? Who asked you to marry? Yes.
24. What was the FIRST sport you were involved in? MMA
25. What were the FIRST lessons you ever took? How to knock over a liquor store 101
26. What is the FIRST thing you do when you get home? Take a shower to clear the evidence and or visible DNA.
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Age:
26-30
