Let Me Indulge In a Bit of Narcissism...

 G rab the closest book to you, go the page 18 (or the next one if there's no text on it) and type the 4th line here:

 

Ok, just for fun I'm going to give two answers, one real and one not.  Bet you can't pick which one's which!

"knife with which she was slicing onions.  'What for?'"

"her breath rasping, she took his splendid, throbbing manhood in her"

 What was the last thing you watched on TV? 

Astroboy.

I honestly can't remember, it was that long ago.  We don't have a TV.  I watched "The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas" on my computer two days ago, though.

Apart from the noise your computer is making, what can you hear right this moment?

Voices... they're telling me to kill you...

 The wind.  Howling, very loudly, just outside the window to my left.  I can also hear some people playing soccer in the park across the road, and a light aircraft flying along the beach.

 When you last went out of the house, what did you do?

Ran naked to the beach and dived under the cool water...

Went to the post office to mail some books to my very best mate.

What are you wearing?
A nurse's uniform.

Jeans, T-Shirt, sneakers with no laces.

When was the last time you laughed?
About 10 minutes ago... somebody at EP really cracked me up.

I'm still laughing now.

What has been put up on the walls of the room you're in now?

A beautiful self-portrait done by my partner's sister.

Edvard Munch's "The Scream"

Have you seen something strange today?

Yes.  The little blue man sitting on top of the fridge.

Yes.  The world exists and I am in it.

What was the last movie you saw?
The Road to Guantanamo

The Boy in The Striped Pyjamas.

If you became a millionaire, what would be the first thing you'd buy?
The apartment I'm currently living in.

(I'm not giving a second answer to this... it's too hypothetical).

Tell us something nobody on EP knows about you (yet!):
I keep my fingernails trimmed really short.

I'm actually quite famous and most of my EP friends would recognise my face if they saw it.

Do you like to dance?
With my fingers.

I love it.

What would you name your first/next child if it was a little girl?
Kahlia.

Woolloomooloo.

What would you name your first/next child if it was a little boy?
Jack.

Woolloomooloo.

Have you ever thought of living abroad?
Always wanted to live in the States.

Spent five years living in Asia already... want to go back but there are choices to make.

What is your morning routine?
Roll over, have mindblowingly good sex with my gorgeous hunk of manhood, get up, grind the coffee while the jug boils, have a shower, cigarette, pour the coffee, check email (yes I'm that sad), go to work.

What would you like God to tell you if you met him in heaven?

You can rest, now.

adjyo adjyo
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1 Response Feb 12, 2009

I lol'd <br />
also spoons