Wake Me Up When You're Interesting
I'm trying to type between the massive yawning fits I am prone to following exposure to some of the crap I read on EP nowadays. I know I asked for a pony for Christmas once, but I didn't mean the one trick ponies who write stores that they may as well title "Ambien", because they have the same effect; or the people whose comments should come with a "Do not operate heavy machinery within 30 minutes of reading this" warning.
If the only way you can communicate is by trying to rile people up and play on negative emotions..... then you are a boring cliche of a person. No you aren't dark, or deep, or profound, or even interesting for more than a day.... and yes much like when the family dog farts on the sofa during game night, everyone does get flustered and offended at first, but the effects always dissipate and in the end, there's no real substance to it.
Would I call people like this fake? Not at all.... I really think that there is nothing to them worth noting except awkwardness and anger. Do I hate them? Of course not--I don't hate farting dogs either. If that's all you know how to do, then that's all you know how to do..... but it gets stale really quick.