Especially Crazy People

I posted this on Facebook earlier:

OMG! This is so freakin' hilarious! I totally scared the crap out of this whacked out insane old fart on the subway! I was just sitting there minding my own business, the train stops, two ladies around maybe their 60's got on and sat in the open space that was next to me. Totally normal. Everyone is just sitting there quietly minding their own business when all of a sudden this freak just goes totally ballistic on one of the ladies like 4 time for no reason! Gets up, crosses over to my side of the train wags his finger and screams at this lady! So I'm thinking the next time he tries this I'm gonna stand up and stop him. But then it was my stop and what do you know, both the pair of ladies and the old crazy is getting off at my stop. The ladies head for the middle door and the crazy for the front. I stand up and head for the front, then it looks like the crazy wants to go for the middle, so I keep side stepping him to prevent him from getting to the door where the ladies are, looking him square in the face the whole time. So everyone gets off and I stay within a foot of the crazy the whole time, he keeps looking back all nervous and tries to shake me on the the escalator (yeah like that would really work). So then he goes right up to a station attendant and says I am following him so I say I thought it would be a good idea to keep an eye on him in case he tried to do anything to the lady he was freaking out at on the train. So then he goes into this crazy tirade about the woman flaunting her red handbag and being some kind of democrat stalker or something. Then the guy says that because I am an American I am carrying a gun and the attendant busts out laughing. So at this point the attendant knows the guy is totally crazy and just lets him leave, and then thanks me and let's me leave. ROFL!!!

Now, I didn't do that out of any nice feelings towards the lady the crazy guy was bothering, I just saw it as an opportunity to screw with a crazy guy. Boy am I evil.
katnipkitkat katnipkitkat
41-45, F
Nov 28, 2012