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I Am Canadian

A Riot

By: destry
Written on January 22nd, 2013
By: destry
Age: 46-50
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    Happyours

    A little understatement goes a long way.

    Jan 23
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    hlpflwthat

    Reminded me of the great Canadian strike on South Park. =)

    Jan 23
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    affinityterra

    Wow, LOL! I don't think that protest is going to make much of an impact.

    Jan 22
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    Chagrinned

    Violent ruffians!

    Jan 22
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      destry

      oh yes. beware!!!!

      Jan 22
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    sciguy18

    "Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car." ~ Doug Coupland

    Jan 22
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      destry

      bahahaha!

      Jan 22
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    onceandfutureglow

    Yay!! Goofiness.

    (This one also made me laugh out loud...)

    I think we should all make these signs instead of actual verbal communication.

    What would yours say?

    Mine would say: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. Or I will be grumpy.

    Jan 22
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      destry

      Mine would say: HAVE A FRIGGING SHOWER ALREADY. You smell like a dumpster.

      Yeah...preteens have an aversion to soap and water. ARGH!!
      lol

      Jan 22
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      ineedadrink

      Don't forget about brushing their hair.

      Jan 22
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      destry

      No kidding. :-|

      Jan 22
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      onceandfutureglow

      My ex came by earlier with two loads of the kids laundry he couldn't be bothered to do...My sign would say:

      "We are divorced. I am no longer your maid. I will see you when you have finished with the laundromat."

      Jan 22
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      destry

      Good one, glowy!

      Jan 22
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      onceandfutureglow

      yeah, except what I actually said was,

      "put them over there by the empty laundry basket. I just finished ours for the week. I can do theirs tomorrow."

      And gave him a dirty look that went completely unnoticed.

      Jan 22
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      destry

      that sux. jerk.

      Jan 22
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      onceandfutureglow

      not my jerk anymore. :) I'm not stressed.

      Jan 22
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      destry

      lol

      Jan 22
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