Yes, Maid, I'm A Canuck...
Ok, so I'm NOT a starship captain.....I am not in favour of the annual seal hunt, I think we should stop for a year and see if it really does decimate the fisheries, I do NOT say 'ABOOT', I like back bacon, of course, and Maple Syrup!!!! I DO try not to be rude, but I DON'T end every sentence with 'eh'? I drive a Volkswagen, (yes, even though they don't make REAL VW's anymore), I play Rock n Roll and R&B on my CANADIAN guitar, I HAVE had Jigg's Dinner, but I haven't kissed the arse of the Puffin. I have had a canoe trip, and been chased by a bear. I don't have a problem with the Queen, I kind of admire her. I saw a Bricklin once, and watched a game at the Gardens. I HAVE eaten at the Pink House near Sparwood, I was there for the fires in Kelowna, and have toured the Wine country in Ontario. I LIKE Stompin' Tom, and the Big Snit still makes me laugh. I watched National Film Board reels, and Archie and his Friends as a kid, and listened to the GUESS WHO and BTO like all Winnipeggers. I ate the Hotdogs in Lockport, The burgers at VJ's, and know what a 'NIP' is, at Salisbury House.
I have toured the ROM many times, and been to Notre Dame in Montreal, and St. Joseph's Oratory. I've had tea at the Empress, and Lobsters in the Maritimes, and plenty of Hunky Uke food in between. I've swum in both Oceans East and West, and sat in a Dory jiggin for Cod, wearing a Nor' Wester!
I've drunk Screech and Prairie Shine, eaten taber corn, and climbed a mountain in the Rockies. I've been in rehab in Cowtown, and I don't CARE if people think we're meek, I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!