I Am Christian
A United States Marine was
taking some college courses
between assignments. He
had completed 20 missions in
Iraq
and Afghanistan . One
of the courses had a
professor who
was an avowed atheist, and a
member of the ACLU.
One day the professor
shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and
flatly stated, "GOD, if you are
real, then
I want you to knock me off
this platform... I'll give you exactly 15
min."
The lecture room fell
silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes
went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last
couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked
him;
knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his
seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were
shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The
professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at
the Marine and asked,
"What in the world is
the matter with you? Why did you do
that?"
The Marine calmly
replied,
"GOD was too busy today
protecting America 's
soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an
idiot. So He sent me."
The classroom erupted in
cheers!
taking some college courses
between assignments. He
had completed 20 missions in
Iraq
and Afghanistan . One
of the courses had a
professor who
was an avowed atheist, and a
member of the ACLU.
One day the professor
shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and
flatly stated, "GOD, if you are
real, then
I want you to knock me off
this platform... I'll give you exactly 15
min."
The lecture room fell
silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
minutes
went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last
couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked
him;
knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his
seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were
shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The
professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at
the Marine and asked,
"What in the world is
the matter with you? Why did you do
that?"
The Marine calmly
replied,
"GOD was too busy today
protecting America 's
soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an
idiot. So He sent me."
The classroom erupted in
cheers!